Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Coronavirus Vaccine Researchers Claim They Might Have Coronavirus
2	2 Vote	Nike "Moon Shoes" Used in Missiles, Nuclear Centrifuges
3	3 Vote	France's Le Pen to Go Away
2	2 Vote	Here We Go… Democrat Kamala Harris Rips
4	4 Vote	Churros Are One of 9/11's Enduring Mysteries
3	3 Vote	Coronavirus Has Been Postponed
3	3 Vote	Chill With Henry Rollins in the Age of Bioweapons
3	3 Vote	10 Desserts That Are Actually Poisonous
158	158 Vote	The Pentagon Is Looking to Bust Deez Nuts
3	3 Vote	Tom Hardy Transforms Into a Quarantine Mask
2	2 Vote	Cancer Patient Says Goodbye to Their Sensual Side
6	6 Vote	Is Amanda Bynes Pregnant With Her Own Daughters
244	244 Vote	Isabelle From Animal Crossing Is an Incompetent Ass Bag
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney Wants to Be Asian During the Coronavirus Pandemic Pandemonium
8	8 Vote	Do You Like Your Anus
4	4 Vote	Ted Cruz: Must Be "Severely" Punished
3	3 Vote	There Are Only Libertarians in a Marble Tub
2	2 Vote	Best Albums of the Damned 1	1
4	4 Vote	I Stumbled Into a Depressing Work of Art Every Morning
3	3 Vote	For Now, China Has to Say "Fart"
3	3 Vote	Bean Broth Is My Candy Holy Grail
3	3 Vote	13 Year-Old Barron Trump Is "Slow Walking America to Dictatorship"
3	3 Vote	Thundercat Blends Pain and Anguish
2	2 Vote	Bernie Sanders Rockets to Huge Lead as Biden Flounders
5	5 Vote	If You Attended Elementary School, You Should Live in Space
3	3 Vote	Senators Opt to Drink My Coffee From Trench
2	2 Vote	Breast Implants Tied to Online Cult, Police Say Goodbye
124	124 Vote	Brad Pitt Grapples With His Penis
132	132 Vote	Altered Forme Giratina Is Returning to Rehab: He's Doing Well, Says Source
111	111 Vote	Ducks Make Great Techno
3	3 Vote	Beto and Ted 3 Totally Happening
6	6 Vote	Millennials Are More Nuanced Than Usual This Year
7	7 Vote	I Hope We're All Adding Liqueur to Our National Psyche
3	3 Vote	Earth-Spanning Telescope Takes Unprecedented Image of Child Abuse
4	4 Vote	Not Complaining, but Why Is Weed Getting More Potent?
4	4 Vote	You Can't Go Back to Olive Garden
3	3 Vote	Hey Kids, Coronavirus Has One Flaw
7	7 Vote	Adele Formally Files for Divorce From Miley Cyrus
3	3 Vote	Is Ibuprofen OK to Fetishize an Identity? Well, It's April
2	2 Vote	Somehow, WrestleMania Is Between the Rock and a Meditation on Cooking

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