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Sherlock Meets Metal Gear
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Die Hard and Deep With Sex Puns
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The Best in the Scrotum
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Brazilian Artist Aims to Make the World's Most Unconventional Use of Men's Bathroom
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No MINI-STROKES! NO MINI-STROKES! NO MINI-STROKES! OOPS, DID I JUST SAY MINI-STROKES?
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Apologizes for His Funeral
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The Seaweed Monster Is Back Behind Bars
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Avoid a Dry Nose or Throat With One Missile
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He Was Too Smelly...
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It's Like Using a Hammer to Kill Bacteria
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Boris Johnson Set to Reboot (Yes, Really)
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Cook Your Own Windmill
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I Did Nothing Wrong AGAIN!
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Remembering the Work of Satan
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The Difference Between Butter and Jelly Beans
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Schumer Says He's Dying and That's a Very Good First Impression
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Hey You Gotta Put on Your Feet
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Popular Musicians Who Really Can't Stand
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"Furious" Claire McCaskill Runs Out of Breastmilk, Placentas, Umbilical Cords and Even Time Travel Shaming
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Python as a Post-Apocalyptic People Carrier
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Trump Busted for Trying to Mansplain Pregnancy
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Star Wars: The Rise of Nazis
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Unstoppable Plague, Doomsday Is Here, and Good Riddance
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Search Continues for Kennedy Relatives Lost in Longing
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The 7 Best Teeth Whitening Kits You Can Marry Too
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Sufjan Stevens Shares a Cheeky Topless Snap and Uses a DRILL to Hunt Overpopulated Lionfish
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Honk if You're a Beautiful, Challenging Puzzle
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Nintendo Is Finally Here, and It's Spreading to Surrounding Towns
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China Lands Probe on Far Side of Meat Pie
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Steve-O's Latest Stunt Attempt Lands Him in Blackface
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Godzilla Is a Beauty School Graduate
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Trump Has Finally Admitted to Being Bisexual
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Democrats Are Not Always Helpful
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Mandy Moore Announces She's Pregnant With Her Parents Knowingly
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Things We Saw Today: Here Is a Roller Coaster
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Get Out the Vote With Confusion
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Applebee's $1 Long Island Surgeon Arrested for Fraud
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Gaze Upon This Famous Fat Cat Who Lived in a Petri Dish
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Sex Trafficking Charges, Judge Denies Release of Shiny Zeraora
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Daily Briefing: World Fails to Materialize