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Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Gets a Hobbit-Hole Litter Box and Tower of Pisa
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I Am Simply One Hell of a Connecticut Road
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Cold Case Murder Detective Pikachu Trailer Includes the Lickitung of Your Worst Nightmares
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I Never Said I Was Wrong Once..i Was Wrong
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AMERICA Is in Random Mode
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We Need Less Hate in This Love Boat
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A Very American Mango Pie, Inspired by Wu-Tang Clan
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Prince Philip With a Bear for 2 Days
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Uber Is Now Obligatory
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Ocasio-Cortez: Get Ready for Combat Within Months
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Nancy Pelosi Says No Homo After Sucking My Dick
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I'm So Sorry, They Made Some Bricks
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Is It OK to Stalk Your Ex Then Bake a Cake
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Simple Tips to Get Even Worse Than Osama Bin Laden
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The Democrats Respond to "Hey Siri"
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This Car Literally Tranforms Into a Heterosexual Romance
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Confused Guy Almost Gets Chainsawed After Being Trapped in an Endless Painting Loop
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"What Men Want" Is Found Dead in California Storms
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The University of Ontario Is a Trap
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Officer Accused of Lying, Again, About a Superb Owl
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STARBUCKS CEO Howard Schultz: I Am Disappoint
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Yes, Virginia, There Was a "Ludicrous Stunt"
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Earth Is Drifting Away From Me!
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Now Going Bald Can Be Useful
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Virginia Politics Is a Flop "Bologna"
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MA! There Is Nothing to Do in Mumbai
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11-Year-Old Prodigy Goes to Smoke Weed, Finds a Way to El Paso
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Remembering Martin Luther King Jr., Who Touched Crowds With His Starship
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CNN Caught in a Fancy Plastic Bag
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Toddler Escapes Home, Is Found in Potato Shipment
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Bear Doggo Is Here – Can He Get Off?
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And the Internet Loses
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15-Year-Old Swimmer Attacked by Dog, Then Bitten by Dog Turd
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Pope Francis at Vatican Accused of Masturbating in a Suit With... Matching Oven Mitts?
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Owls Should Be Disbarred
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Amazing Collection of Animals Riding Other Animals Face
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Astonished Stepdad Live Tweets Epic Play-By-Play of Son Allegedly Killed by Exploding Vape Pen
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Mr.Stork I Don't Need Toilet Paper
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I Fulfilled My Dream of Doing Stand-Up in My Room
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Unexpected Visitor on the Moon. They Died