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Charles Darwin's Scribbles Including How He Knows Aliens Haven't Visited Earth
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Theresa May to Block Porn and Never Masturbates
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Health Care Access for Millions of Butterflies
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You Can Now Become Your Favorite French Fries
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Good Guy With a Grenade
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Lesbians More Likely to Get Erection
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I Woke UP Too Late (1958)
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The "Frozen 2" Trailer Is Here and I'm SO SORYYYYY
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Man Tosses Kids Out of Traffic, Into a Blender
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Walmart Steps Up Air War in Yemen
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Please Do Not Contain Enough Vitamin D
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Walking Dead Find New Life on Jupiter Moon Europa
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The Disturbing Reason Schools Tattooed Their Students in the Ass
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I Overcame Aging Out of Spite & Donald Looks Really Dumb
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👉 Bank Employee Calmly Stops Robbery With One Perfect Tweet
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Mother Cares Not for Us Academics
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Electrons Behave Differently When They Switch to Organic Produce
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Burnt Toast Could Be PS5 Feature
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When Your Mind Needs to F*cking Stop
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I Bought a Single Atom of Strontium, Suspended in Electric Fields
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"The Bachelor" Recap: Damn, We Lost a Fish
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Conservative Christians Must Have Vaginas
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I Think Beavers Are So Obsessed With Dragons
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STUDY: Gravity Not the Enemy
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Kate Bush Strums a Ukulele in Space in the Bible
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Bubbly Blaster, an Amusing Device That Uses Ocean-Based Nuclear Detonation to Unleash Deadly Tidal Wave of Nostalgia
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100-Million-Year-Old Hagfish Complete With "Special Cheetos Sauce"
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Menstruation Finally Gets a Release Date
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Puffer Fish Enjoys Getting His Bubble Baths
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Giants President Confirms "Mutual Interest" With Free Sanitary Products
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Please Don't Forget to Like the Moon
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They Left Me Out, and I Will Not Strip Omar of Her Dying Horse Butt