Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
48	48 Vote	Top 10 Nude Scenes of Classic Childhood Characters
277	277 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
372	372 Vote	10 Signs You Are a Shiba Inu
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
325	325 Vote	Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
218	218 Vote	Why Is the Future
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
166	166 Vote	Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
107	107 Vote	Shark Dies After It Kills 7,500 Birds
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
45	45 Vote	Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
183	183 Vote	The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating a Burrito
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
239	239 Vote	This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida

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