Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
201	201 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
91	91 Vote	Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks 2	2
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
101	101 Vote	Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
370	370 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
143	143 Vote	"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
91	91 Vote	Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
177	177 Vote	So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
101	101 Vote	Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
192	192 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Tank 1	1
104	104 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
81	81 Vote	It's Time to Bleed
48	48 Vote	We Asked Lesbians to Draw Vaginas
75	75 Vote	Why Is This One Sentence
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
69	69 Vote	A Testicle-Eating Fish From the Field: The Future of MMOs
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
532	532 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
342	342 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
147	147 Vote	18 Reasons to Fear Trees

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