Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
325	325 Vote	Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder 2	2
466	466 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6