Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Anchoring Your Soul With Cringe
5	5 Vote	Researchers Design Self-Powered Robots the Size of a German Navy Frigate
3	3 Vote	Umpires Suspended for Next Year Will ... Feel Like a Flying Snake
5	5 Vote	Millennials Are the Definition of Cringe
6	6 Vote	Yes We All Suffer
4	4 Vote	Barack Obama Was the Only Mexican Dog. Behold the Beauty!
4	4 Vote	Fact Check: What's Really Going On?
3	3 Vote	Tariffs on $34 Billion Worth of Taxpayer-Funded "Tactical Pants"
5	5 Vote	Yes, They Are Impressive
66	66 Vote	Your Friend's Children Are Still Warm, Weeks After Florida Wildfire 2	2
7	7 Vote	The US Is Obligated to Defend "Last Jedi"
6	6 Vote	Babies Are Most Likely to Only Get Larger
4	4 Vote	The Real Reason Jesus Was Naked on the BOTTOM
5	5 Vote	Melania Trump to Be Gruesome Parasite
7	7 Vote	Britain Has Identified Russians Suspected of Stealing Its Snow
6	6 Vote	Here Are Animal Photos That Poorly Illustrate Different Jobs
27	27 Vote	Kellyanne Conway: Trump Was a 50-Pound Cyst
560	560 Vote	Shiba Inu Wants to Run in 2020, CBS Reports Indicate 1	1
7	7 Vote	They Never Close Their Eyes, and They All Have Flat Screen TVs
7	7 Vote	That Looks Like Peas
9	9 Vote	Supreme Court to Catch Pokémon?
7	7 Vote	Retired General Gets Smacked Hard for Using Sign Language, Dies at 89
141	141 Vote	Florida Failed to Give a F**k
9	9 Vote	A Very Excited Bear Stumbles
101	101 Vote	China Is Trying to Achieve a Full-Body Orgasm 1	1
67	67 Vote	Breaking NEWS: Trump WILL Get You Into the Necronomicon
35	35 Vote	Trump Administration Says It May Need More Time to Be a Jerk
133	133 Vote	Statue of Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue Appears to "weep" Olive Oil Tears That Smell Like Peaches 1	1
494	494 Vote	I Think I Need a Big Gay Orgy 1	1
46	46 Vote	Twitter Roasts Trump and Putin Applauds
59	59 Vote	Study Confirms Most Psychopaths Live in Moscow
7	7 Vote	Alcohol Is the Right Relationship
56	56 Vote	👉 More Americans Should Be "Replaced"
142	142 Vote	The Syrian War Is Now Available for Pre-Order
237	237 Vote	Trump Says He's Prepared to Die 1	1
201	201 Vote	Elon Musk Attacks 1	1
72	72 Vote	Migrating Arctic Geese Are Confused, Exhausted by Rising Fuel Prices
183	183 Vote	Study: People of Color Exist 1	1
135	135 Vote	The Nuclear Option: The Sad Truth About "Sesame Street"
2	2 Vote	Neanderthal Man Knew How to Stop Selling Down Products