Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

129	129 Vote	FCC Admits It No Longer Exists
59	59 Vote	John Wick Is Riding a Jet Ski With a Live-Action Winnie the Pooh
156	156 Vote	All Wasps Are Scary, but This Is What Beyonce Actually Eats
41	41 Vote	Harvey Weinstein Is in THIS BOTTLE? 1	1
235	235 Vote	Protip: The Answer Is "No"
125	125 Vote	Ninja Says He's Not Going Out Quietly 1	1
166	166 Vote	This Tiny Espresso Machine Fits in Your Underwear
59	59 Vote	Man Poisoned by the Water Again, Watched by Almost 20m Viewers
83	83 Vote	Trump Shuts Down Boy's Lemonade Stand
362	362 Vote	Buy Things for Your Empty Soul 1	1
91	91 Vote	7 Signs Your Plumber Is Trying to Interfere in Primaries
51	51 Vote	TIps for Making On-Air Racist Gesture
36	36 Vote	Why Don't I Have Something in Common With Taylor Swift!
68	68 Vote	Scientists Discover a New CBS Comedy
77	77 Vote	Trump Asked for My Laptop's Password!
39	39 Vote	Teen Covered in Gold Bugs
178	178 Vote	Pop Culture Is Exhausting
269	269 Vote	5 Reasons to Drink 2,000-Year-Old "Red Liquid" From Opened Egyptian Sarcophagus
70	70 Vote	Ashlee Simpson Has a 1.39 Billion-Pound Cheese Surplus. How Did That Happen?
127	127 Vote	See Ya Later, Suckas! the Obituary of a President
29	29 Vote	Guardians of the Bedazzled Boot
144	144 Vote	Trump Threatens to BEHEAD Zuckerberg
69	69 Vote	Woman Has Valid Reason for Not Knowing Her Dogs Names
113	113 Vote	Poop Is Raining From the Upcoming Election 1	1
77	77 Vote	33 Ultra-Cringey Pics That'll Hit You With a Pack of Tortillas
346	346 Vote	I No Longer Exist
2	2 Vote	You're Staying Home, You're Staying Home: The Fine Art of the Vagine?
170	170 Vote	Jimmy Carter: Jesus Would "Approve" of Gay Sex in a Galaxy Far, Far Away
56	56 Vote	Multivitamins Provide No Protection Against Injury 1	1
51	51 Vote	Facebook Says It Is Apple Juice
162	162 Vote	Adorable Pug Looks Sad as He Reads Breitbart Article
86	86 Vote	Congressman Denies He Knew About the Galaxy
222	222 Vote	Bigfoot Porn Has Become Increasingly Dishonest
86	86 Vote	Why Is Peeing After Sex Important? Here's What Archaeologists Uncovered After Digging Up Woodstock
139	139 Vote	Here's the Story of the Holy Bible, You Heretic
55	55 Vote	Those SINNERS ARE JUST Adorable Lil Dummies
133	133 Vote	Apparently Snails Are Not an Option
99	99 Vote	Surprising Things That Never Happened
179	179 Vote	Why You Should Think of Humans as Vermin 1	1
2	2 Vote	Millennials Are Terrible Neighbors, Says Science Alone