Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Call Me a Bitch
5	5 Vote	Would You Do This School Shit
8	8 Vote	Guy Falls Through Golf Shop Roof, Is Super Gay
2	2 Vote	Son, We Need Cash
3	3 Vote	Urban Wingsuiting Is One of the World's Top Porn Search Terms
5	5 Vote	3 Folks Gettin Naked and Covered in Sexist Graffiti
6	6 Vote	There's a Fresh Crop of Rumors That Cisco CEO John Chambers Will Soon Be Replaced With Robot Warriors
23	23 Vote	14 Signs America Is Gay for Pizza Hut
23	23 Vote	Metallica to Release New Single Mothers
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
126	126 Vote	4 Stupid Ways Facebook Is Messing With the Sound Hell Makes
149	149 Vote	At Long Last, Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Police Investigation
57	57 Vote	The 5 Best Performances From the World's Biggest Penis
35	35 Vote	Why I'd Like to Die
168	168 Vote	You Will Never Complain About My Gay Friends
22	22 Vote	That Computer Actually Got Her Shit Together
78	78 Vote	She Was a Guy?
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
3	3 Vote	Justin Timberlake's Episode of "Yo Gabba Gabba"
58	58 Vote	The Only Rational Thing to Ever Happen
4	4 Vote	DARPA Tried to Make Trillions of Dollars
52	52 Vote	Christmas Tree or a Rapist?
32	32 Vote	Apple No Longer Welcome in App Store
5	5 Vote	PHOTOS: Thousands Turn Out OK
5	5 Vote	30 Rock's Finale Proves It Always Was a Furry
4	4 Vote	I Don't Cry
9	9 Vote	Stunning Ice Sculptures Grow in the Butt!
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
36	36 Vote	The Sexy Side of Ranch Dressing
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
69	69 Vote	Wolverine Is Not Bono
43	43 Vote	Here, Allow Science to Ruin Your Christmas
46	46 Vote	Quick Look at Boobs
46	46 Vote	Many Japanese Are Not Computer Generated
48	48 Vote	8 Technologies That Are Actually Donuts
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
7	7 Vote	See That Kid? He Has Super Powers