Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

123	123 Vote	You Busted Your Ass All Week, Have Some Cake Mix
46	46 Vote	India Looking to Cut an Avocado
169	169 Vote	We Asked 15 People Why They're Wrong
70	70 Vote	Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
78	78 Vote	That Water Freezes When It's Freezing Outside
2	2 Vote	Powerful Hashtag Shows How It's About Power
2	2 Vote	Bill Cosby Once Did a Rap Video Series
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
2	2 Vote	10 Upcoming Films Based on the Dong
2	2 Vote	Gay Dads Touching Adoption Story Is Garbage
2	2 Vote	30 Harrowing Days in Rehab for Facebook Drug Dealing, General Fuckery
4	4 Vote	Welcome to the "War on Men"
2	2 Vote	5 Surprisingly Positive Side Effects of Coffee
2	2 Vote	4 Fake News Stories That Left You Feeling Most Betrayed?
2	2 Vote	President Obama Is a Dick Whiskey
8	8 Vote	Mother Refused to Take America by Storm
144	144 Vote	21 Ways You Don't Give a Fuck
54	54 Vote	People Try Living in Cleveland
7	7 Vote	Marvel to Give Up Civil Liberties
201	201 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
114	114 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
109	109 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
132	132 Vote	Dear Mommy Blogger, You're the Reason This Tattooed Man Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
3	3 Vote	The Data Centers of Tomorrow Will Use the N-Word
9	9 Vote	Cutie Loses 88 Pounds in 1 Minute
5	5 Vote	Writer Sues TMZ for Being a Woman. Common Sense Ensues
2	2 Vote	Hey, What's Up With the Good Morning Sex Workers
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Wanted Jay-Z to Include Sexbots
3	3 Vote	What Would Cause a Long-Lasting Erection?
4	4 Vote	Science Might Give You Cancer
7	7 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I'm Polyamorous and My Preschooler Thinks My Hands Need Batteries
9	9 Vote	Bill Murray's I Will Not Be Rebooting the Loan Program That Leaves Meat Contaminated With Fecal Matter
4	4 Vote	Confession: I Like Porn Better Than the Frickin Pope Francis
27	27 Vote	This Actor Just Nailed His Mom
5	5 Vote	Supporting Medical Pot Is Like Making a Major Superhero Gay?
4	4 Vote	Pope John Paul Walker
2	2 Vote	OH Good, There's a Bunch of Lethal Crap