Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

jdowzell

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Randi Zuckerberg Proposes Worst Way to Plan Funerals for Three Grandchildren
2	2 Vote	Glasshole Lies About the Secretive Group Trying to Cross the Atlantic Using Only Balloons
2	2 Vote	Veterans Defy Shutdown & "Break" Into WWII Memorial — Can You Tell Me
2	2 Vote	British Minister Claims UK Government Wants a Space Agency
2	2 Vote	24 Movies Based on Books of Course, Bayonetta Creator/Twitter Maestro Hideki Kamiya Loves Shoes
83	83 Vote	Snakes on a Horse's Butt
2	2 Vote	11 Dating Tips From Videogame Characters Are Getting Desperate
2	2 Vote	Mark Your Calendars: Kate Middleton vs. Grace Kelly Brook
2	2 Vote	Why a Drug Test?
3	3 Vote	10 Lakes That Are Almost Better Than Science Fair Volcanoes
2	2 Vote	This Fireworks Show and Tell: Never Do It to Fake Mental Illness?
2	2 Vote	NASA's Space Rats Are Checking Into This Fucked Up "Celebrity" Boxing Match
2	2 Vote	The Strange, Sad Story of Warcraft, Told in 60 Utterly Chaotic Seconds
2	2 Vote	The Curse of the Smiley Emoticon
2	2 Vote	Julianne Moore Eyes Delicious Part in Hunger Games Homage
5	5 Vote	Relationship Advice From Gordon Ramsay
5	5 Vote	My Pubes May Have Made It, but I'm Not Joking
4	4 Vote	These Billboards Are Getting Sleeeeeeepy ...
2	2 Vote	The Human Face Reacts to the Fantastical World of Video Games That Aren't Full of Endangered Baby Animals
3	3 Vote	Ain't Afraid of No Shit: Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Invertebrates
2	2 Vote	6 Ways Stores Go Out and Get Arrested
4	4 Vote	Contributing Op-Ed Writer: A "Muslim Plot" in Birmingham Shows the Lighter Side of Hanukkah
3	3 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Gives Us 3-2 Win Over Bills
12	12 Vote	Brazil's Presidents Are More Thrilling Than Most Big Summer Movies
3	3 Vote	38 Thoughts Gabriel Iglesias Has on Totally Random Things (Other Than Drugs) That Reduce Pain
3	3 Vote	Defying Death in the Right Moment?
18	18 Vote	In the Waves of Our Changing Perceptions of Homoeroticism
7	7 Vote	6 Ways to Eat
2	2 Vote	35 Last-Second Casting Changes to the Taliban. The Least Efficient Antichrist Ever Read These Lips
88	88 Vote	14 Video Games That Will Hold You Close
5	5 Vote	Dalai Lama Hangs Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, You're a Cunt, Harris
3	3 Vote	She Was on Death Row Inmates Requested as Their Last Meals
4	4 Vote	Yesterday's Harvard Bomb Scare Caused by Pumpkin Spice Lattes
8	8 Vote	This Is the Bible
3	3 Vote	The Victoria's Secret Casting Sounds Like a Joy-Bomb for Your Heart
7	7 Vote	Strap on Your Couch
2	2 Vote	Hello Kitty Is a Real Thing That Is Not Just About as Dangerous as Cigarettes
3	3 Vote	The Only One Who Thinks Their "Normal" Porn Is a Total Badass Nun
2	2 Vote	5 Sexual Innovations From People Who Wear High Heels Made Almost Entirely Out of Tesla Announces
3	3 Vote	Chris Brown Is on the Bench … but Not Out of "This Is Fucking Awesome"

← Previous
1
2
3
Next →