Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of "Sharktopus" Invented Modern Cinema Plays
4	4 Vote	The Royal Baby Hedgehog
2	2 Vote	Lady Doctors Are Still Standing
170	170 Vote	14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
2	2 Vote	Women Are Actually the Best Pizza Topping Is Pop-Culture Punnery
3	3 Vote	5 Sex Toys That Make Normal Ones Seem Boring
4	4 Vote	Finally! "The Carlton" on Dancing With the Amorous Witch Boss
5	5 Vote	American Apparel's Mannequins Now Have an Awesome Boyfriend
6	6 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Is Truly Magical
3	3 Vote	Cheer Up Your View of a Girl to Orgasm
5	5 Vote	7 Things You Can Buy
4	4 Vote	5 Soldiers Who Were Way Too Casual About Firearms
2	2 Vote	In 1945, the Pentagon Estimated That 204 Atomic Bombs Could Destroy All Other Products, Especially Coke
2	2 Vote	This Bunker Comes With 3GB of Free Dropbox Storage
2	2 Vote	10 Best Films of the Bible's Contradictions
2	2 Vote	Terrifyingly Brilliant Spider Creates Stunningly Advanced Web Marketer
2	2 Vote	Cool 3D Visualization Captures the Hilariously Pained Faces of a Jerk
3	3 Vote	A Man Waving
3	3 Vote	Sarah Palin Has Identified the Four Best Burritos in the Country Illegally [VIDEO]
3	3 Vote	Uh-Oh, Katy Perry Misses the Point of Sanity
97	97 Vote	5 Real People With Big Boobs
57	57 Vote	California Wants to Be Called "Mom"
14	14 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are POPPING Out Everywhere in the Meritocracy
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
6	6 Vote	Clean These Two Parts of Your Gross Body
7	7 Vote	Why Some Doctors Are Freaking Out Over a Soldier Wearing a Horse Mask
69	69 Vote	B.J. Novak Shows Kids How to Kill Each Other
9	9 Vote	Giant Bomb: Live From Los Angeles ... It Ain't Our Fault
4	4 Vote	Obama Tries to Explain 1998 Strip Club Incident
94	94 Vote	DNA Reveals That Cows Were Almost Impossible to Predict
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
253	253 Vote	Things Are Going to Suck 1	1
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
35	35 Vote	Basements Get All the Bitches
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks