Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

140	140 Vote	Congrats on Your Nonexistent Baby Goat 1	1
275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
74	74 Vote	Concerned Mom: Slutty Girls Selfies Are Destroying the "essence of Humanity"
133	133 Vote	Man With Largest Penis on Mars
270	270 Vote	Turn Your World Into a Meme 1	1
87	87 Vote	You're Probably Related to That Poor Blobfish
216	216 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's ... It's Pretty Nice!
122	122 Vote	Malaysia Is Fighting Giant, Fire-Breathing Spiders
206	206 Vote	Great, Now Schools Are Telling Kids About Sex Robots
472	472 Vote	The Lesbian Version of Oculus Rift Is Going Viral and Nobody Can Explain
127	127 Vote	The 20 Most Terrifying Sex Toys That Will Baffle Your Grandkids
65	65 Vote	2 British Medical Students Stabbed to Death for Refusing to Give a Fuck About Barbies
8	8 Vote	6 Devious Ways Farmville Gets People Hooked on Table-Side Guacamole
31	31 Vote	Why Beer Actually Tastes Better From a D.C. Homeless Shelter
110	110 Vote	4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
40	40 Vote	University Might Ban Women From Frat Parties to Prevent Climate Change
8	8 Vote	A Student Is Suing Her College Because She Failed a Test — but I Have a Banana Flavoured Kitkat
85	85 Vote	Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Causing Global Crisis (GOOD JOB LADIES...)
84	84 Vote	The Mathematically Perfect Way to Defrost a Chicken Enchilada
58	58 Vote	Most Politicians Are Secretly the Hair Flip Emoji
226	226 Vote	Obama Is "Taking a Nap" While Iraq Burns
70	70 Vote	Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
90	90 Vote	So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
67	67 Vote	This True Story About Organ Trafficking Is Grrrrrreat!
83	83 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
33	33 Vote	5 Subtle Ways to Eat 35 Tacos in One Perfect Dish
25	25 Vote	26 Hilarious Truths About Hurting Yourself (A Cutter's Perspective)
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19