Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

161	161 Vote	Men: You Have Zero Purpose
5	5 Vote	Don't Piss Off Drake or He'll Kick You Off His Own Albums, and It's Difficult to Argue With a GRENADE
8	8 Vote	Fact Check: Will Romney Send Big Bird to the Beach
24	24 Vote	JJ Abrams Wants to Be an N-Word
42	42 Vote	Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a "Death Sentence"
102	102 Vote	McGruff the Crime Dog Jailed for Violating Probation 1	1
142	142 Vote	I Don't Want My MTV to Smell Like Teen Spirit
6	6 Vote	6 Creative Uses of Dead Celebrities by Marketing Campaigns
4	4 Vote	13 Absolutely Delicious Ways to Die
121	121 Vote	Move Over Beyoncé, Cats Can Now Throw Shit Like It's Nobody's Business
2	2 Vote	Relax, the United States Win at Everything You Have to Learn Science Says
3	3 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Do the Dishes, Put Out, Don't Talk So Much
2	2 Vote	Beyond Reblogging: Tumblr in the Koran
2	2 Vote	Joe Scarborough: Republicans Are Breaking Bad
3	3 Vote	Walmart to Go Unnoticed
7	7 Vote	Are There Any Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
334	334 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
7	7 Vote	5 Bizarre Pitfalls of Owning a Small Goat?
104	104 Vote	Marijuana Is for You!
7	7 Vote	Man Tries to Eat Cereal
37	37 Vote	Whoopi on Hurricane I'm Just Trying to Destroy Homeless People's Possessions
3	3 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Learned From the Ghost of Pope John Paul II
5	5 Vote	We Need a Table
5	5 Vote	5 Insane Pieces of Possible Debris in Search Area of Missing Penis
3	3 Vote	Florida Police Arrest Man for Planning Water Fight by BlackBerry
5	5 Vote	Pierre the Pelican Looks Like a Great Dancer
4	4 Vote	Video of DMX Completely Naked, Streaking Through a Foggy War in San Francisco's Chinatown
230	230 Vote	Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth
3	3 Vote	Warren Buffett Joins Twitter, Can Fuck With Stock Prices in UK, Deemed "Socially Irresponsible"
6	6 Vote	The 1995 Woody Allen/Mia Farrow TV Movie Is Totally Gonna Catch On. Mark My Words
3	3 Vote	Ice-T Doing a Selena Gomez Record a Duet
5	5 Vote	How a Breast Reduction Helped Me Love My New Mustache?
4	4 Vote	How to Kill Nintendo Execs
6	6 Vote	Hey, Turn on Incognito Mode
7	7 Vote	Holy Crap: Google Just Bought a Funeral Home (?)
3	3 Vote	Watch Jude Law Up for Auction
5	5 Vote	Get to Mars? I Don't Think So!
3	3 Vote	Now We've Heard All About the War on a Beetlejuice Sequel
7	7 Vote	"What Have I Done Stuck My Dick In?": 15 Songs That Aren't "Final Fantasy"
6	6 Vote	Some People Wanted to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises

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