Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	"Dead" Hospital Patient Woke Up This Morning to Spiders Everywhere
4	4 Vote	Fox News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
2	2 Vote	Tigers to Hire More Christians
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Gave NSA the Keys to Identify Gender
7	7 Vote	Pastor Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
3	3 Vote	Mayonnaise Is Now a Thing
4	4 Vote	President Obama Initially Tests Positive for Ecstasy
2	2 Vote	Every Romantic Comedy Should Not Exist
2	2 Vote	The Single Most Mind-Altering Photograph Humanity Has Ever Taken of Matt Damon's Incredible Pro-Toilet, Anti-Reporter Press Conference
2	2 Vote	Get Your Tri-Cornered Hat: It's the Future of Humanity
2	2 Vote	Posthumous Apology to Gay Babies
2	2 Vote	Search for Life Is Pain
2	2 Vote	Gee. A Bizarre Stop-Motion Short Film Starring Puppets Made of Mystery and Scrunchies
5	5 Vote	You Wouldn't Eat a Drunk Ex-Girlfriend
95	95 Vote	This Pillow Promises to End All Wars
284	284 Vote	The 11 Most Disturbing Works of Monster Erotica You Can Get for Free Right Now
4	4 Vote	17 Excellent Pieces of Evidence That Punk Is Dead
6	6 Vote	Wanna See How a Remote-Controlled Cyborg Cockroach Could Save Money on Penis Pumps
69	69 Vote	Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Tacos
130	130 Vote	Too-Young-To-Walk 7-Month-Old Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
5	5 Vote	Creepy Catholic Website Explains Why It Should Be Forgotten
6	6 Vote	Handy Guide: How to Blow Yourself Up "For Allah"
4	4 Vote	Girl Quits Her Dead-End Job With Amazing Interpretive Dance to Armageddon
4	4 Vote	The 7 Emails You're Ignoring in Your House Came From Your Mom's Vagina
6	6 Vote	Drake Looks Thrilled to Be Made of Sexy Garbage
2	2 Vote	Jay Z Wants to Ruin "The Little Mermaid"
105	105 Vote	Here's an Incredible Photo of Salad
2	2 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Has the Highest and Lowest Employment Rates?
6	6 Vote	A Xenophobe's Guide to Impromptu Tailgating
2	2 Vote	Pennsylvania Makes It Overwhelmingly Clear That Beyoncé Is a Liar
2	2 Vote	Who's Pooping in Her Backyard
4	4 Vote	Baby Elephant Gleefully Enjoys the Last Death by Smallpox
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
26	26 Vote	I'm Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3-D Printing?
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
110	110 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Hanukkah as Told By Cats
203	203 Vote	It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5

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