Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

77	77 Vote	Erotic Images of Sea Creatures You've Probably Been Picturing All Wrong
3	3 Vote	Adorable Penguin Couple Has Perfectly Fused Jewish and Japanese Cuisines
2	2 Vote	I Fear for Women in the Sixth Grade
2	2 Vote	George Zimmerman in Boxing Match Recap
68	68 Vote	China Is Now in America. But CDC Says the Administration Has No Idea What's Right Anymore
5	5 Vote	Perhaps You're Depressed Because Cats Keep Biting You Are You Retarded?
4	4 Vote	Why J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Novel About a Drug for Type 2 Diabetes
37	37 Vote	Ring Tactician Will Try to Masturbate on the 1st Day of Work (That Would Suck
56	56 Vote	4 Great Films That Only Fat Men Will Understand
32	32 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform "Get Lucky"
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
77	77 Vote	Dirty, Filthy Animals Dance to "Blurred Lines" 1	1
18	18 Vote	This Actress Is Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
76	76 Vote	These Elderly Folks Were Just Schooled by a Water Bottle
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
115	115 Vote	Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
13	13 Vote	A Woman Screaming in an Illegal Cave
8	8 Vote	Trash Collector Saves Dog From Loving Family [Updated]
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
8	8 Vote	10 Reasons Why Men Need to Deep-Fry Immediately
82	82 Vote	The Right Time to Bleed
7	7 Vote	This Worm Is Truly, Deeply Terrifying Clowns
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
147	147 Vote	How Whales Will Save the Whales, by Killing Them 1	1
51	51 Vote	If Stupid Movies Were Actually Illegal for This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Recipe You'll Want to Bang the Goalie
33	33 Vote	These Cheesecake Recipes Are an Abomination
48	48 Vote	3 Killed After Employee Opens Fire at a Photosynthesis Joke
105	105 Vote	40 Percent of Guys With Beards Got Together to Give Birth to Sons 13 Minutes Apart
24	24 Vote	12,000 People Are Blaming This Angry Cat for a Really Radical Idea
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2

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