Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

hraku

Voted Headlines

739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1