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Aaugh! 10 Facts About Your Interests
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NO One Puts Bernie in a Sinister Maze
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How Do I Have So Many Octopuses
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Law Students Quietly Agree With My Fourth-Grade Diary
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Senate Republicans Are Still Not Dating!
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Deadspin Up All Night: Together We Suck It
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Report: Jay Cutler's Bare Ass Wars
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Well SOMEBODY Had a Bath Yesterday!
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Animal Crossing Village Drunk
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The Most Adorable Warlords You've Ever Had
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Join Me in a Society
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Cooking Through the Fecal-Oral Route
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God Wants You to Wash Your Hands
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Teenager Is Dragged Into the Void
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Experts Say Cheese
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Let's All "Go to Hell"
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Video Game Is Important
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Overenthusiastic Dog Has No Plans to Go to College
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We Live in My Coochie
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Time to Be Socialists
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Science Might Be Illegal
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Perhaps It's Time for Blood Rituals and Unspeakable Acts of Evil
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Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion
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Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
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Revealed: White House Infested With Demons
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Man Dies After Being a Failure
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U.S. Withdraws From Earth
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Sex Has Been Cancelled
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The Radioactive Puppies of Chernobyl Are Finally Here and People Are Dead
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Its Good That Nintendo Doesnt Want to Kill All Muslims
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Can Anyone Tell Me I'm "Cute"
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Scientists Say Yeah
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People Get Offended by Scientific Discovery
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Why Do We Know?
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Senate Votes to Break Your Legs
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Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex
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Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Theater Packed Full With Children
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Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested
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Pro Tip: Never Do That
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Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard