Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

112	112 Vote	Wigs to Be Given Legal Human Status 1	1
163	163 Vote	My Brother Has Autism and It's So Dope
339	339 Vote	Its Funny Because It's Treason
137	137 Vote	Homeless Man With Bionic Penis
6	6 Vote	Dancing With the Wrong Hole
468	468 Vote	Does Nintendo Need to Start Killing People 2	2
853	853 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 1	1
175	175 Vote	Man Catches Rare Pokemon and Dies Moments After Hearing Court Ruling Clearing Serbia of Genocide
103	103 Vote	Scientists Prove That Microbes Could Survive on Mars Bars
1232	1232 Vote	Nintendo Kills the Wii U, at Least 35 Killed, 40 Injured 3	3
103	103 Vote	Grindr Sued Over Death by Fur Induced Suffocation 1	1
1995	1995 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 6	6
132	132 Vote	Here's How to Regurgitate Frogs
71	71 Vote	Kraft Heinz Employees Get Paid to Lick People's Eyeballs 1	1
147	147 Vote	Lady Buys IKEA Lamp, Upgrades It to Attract Chicks
6	6 Vote	Glittery "Unicorn Snot" Is Just $500
145	145 Vote	Michelle Obama: Why I Married Myself
7	7 Vote	Obama: In My Core, I Think He Got "Destroyed"
63	63 Vote	Google's Instant Apps Goes Live: Now You Can End It Peacefully 2	2
63	63 Vote	... Hi *Giggles and Runs at the Age of 80
180	180 Vote	-17°C in My Soul
6	6 Vote	Our Gym Equipment Seems to Keep Him Alive
47	47 Vote	Olivia Munn Upset She's Not Dead!
70	70 Vote	Cop: I Was Fired for Jumping Rope With Bread Dough
171	171 Vote	Roses Are Red, on 9/11 I Was Reunited With My Lizard
49	49 Vote	Obama's Role in Your Burger
261	261 Vote	I Will Conquer Your Planet. Said the Cat 1	1
173	173 Vote	Scientists Warn About a Sale at KFC...
88	88 Vote	UK's Boris Johnson Caught Struggling to Have Sex Again
517	517 Vote	Depression Level: ∞ 1	1
331	331 Vote	I'm 25 and Still No Lasers
285	285 Vote	Porn Accidentally Airs Istead of CNN in Boston for 30 Years! 1	1
925	925 Vote	[NSFW] Here's Proof That Finland Might Not Exist 1	1
165	165 Vote	Obama Is "Most Frustrated" He Couldn't Pass Gun Control in Skintight Catsuit
6	6 Vote	Ubisoft in Talks to Buy a Roomba
452	452 Vote	Hiya Barbie. Hi Ken! Do You Guys Like Pocket Knives
115	115 Vote	The Best Types of Bad Sex in McDonald's Parking Lot
125	125 Vote	McDonald's All-Day Breakfast Continues to Worsen
214	214 Vote	Brain Implant Allows Paralyzed Man to Twerk to Gangster Music in His Pokémon Onesie
86	86 Vote	Ugh, This Hurts My Brain Implant

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