Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

hmerry

Voted Headlines

66	66 Vote	Robot Cousins of Roomba Are Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1