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Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
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I'm Still Not a Boob
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Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal
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I Have a Beard
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Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
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Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?
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You're Multiplying Numbers Wrong and I Ain't
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Why You Should Be Made Into Cookies
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How to Open Your Mouth
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Police Search for America's Best Burrito
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Cops Find Meth in Vagina
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There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge
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America Is Not a Dick Joke
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Cat Does Not Work
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
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Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
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Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES
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Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
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Justin Bieber Is Being Discontinued
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These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
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11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking
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Obama Takes a Shit
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Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
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Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction
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Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic
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I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat
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Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
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Feral Cats Declare War on Salad
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
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Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg
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Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space