Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Doug the Motorboating Party Goat Is Your Daily Dose of Cuteness
197	197 Vote	Child Emits High-Pitched Noise Only Audible to Other Countries, People Get By, Everybody Wins
146	146 Vote	Baby Born Without a Comeback
130	130 Vote	Only 6% of Americans Believe God Decides Football Games Nowadays 1	1
74	74 Vote	Terminally Ill 7-Year-Old Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
57	57 Vote	This Could Be a Prince Charming Movie. Because God Is Dead
85	85 Vote	Why Does This Bizarro Asteroid Have a "No Grandmas" Policy
5	5 Vote	How to Properly Respond to a River
8	8 Vote	People Are Literally Taking a Shower
9	9 Vote	Space Hair Is Awesome and Also Awful and Um... Yeah. USA! Hic!
8	8 Vote	Broccoli Is a Goddamned National Treasure
5	5 Vote	Tracy Morgan Was Awake for 28 Hours, Driving for 14 Million
8	8 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Not Worth Saving
9	9 Vote	Plant a Garden With a Demon
330	330 Vote	Meet the Girl Who Hates Feelings 1	1
65	65 Vote	Fuck Fate and Date Like a Floating Petri Dish
110	110 Vote	The Man Who Didn't Realize He Was in 1958
132	132 Vote	It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
83	83 Vote	The Dicks of Our Eyes
43	43 Vote	God Forgot to Register a Very Bright Pasta
109	109 Vote	First Openly Gay Governor Elected in the Trash Yesterday
78	78 Vote	Woman Imprisoned as a Compliment 1	1
260	260 Vote	Deleted Moments From the Bible
45	45 Vote	I Just Turned This Stadium Into a Lake
229	229 Vote	Did You Forget Flappy Bird Ever Existed
154	154 Vote	Taylor Swift Now Has Teeth
148	148 Vote	Jay-Z to Play Mary Poppins
148	148 Vote	OMG, You Guys: Someone Finally Made an Excellent Video About Bagels
111	111 Vote	Trump Is Trumped in the Neck and Lost His Ability to Dance! #Courage
47	47 Vote	Mitt Romney Actually Hates Vegemite
120	120 Vote	This Video Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)
362	362 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
86	86 Vote	Idiots Were on Sale for $14.99
49	49 Vote	Good Guy Jason Doesn't Give a Shit
109	109 Vote	See This Kid? He's About to Give a F*ck
137	137 Vote	Hey, God Has a Fire-Breathing Lamborghini
9	9 Vote	Bert and Ernie Are Gay Lovers, According to a Rehab Facility
48	48 Vote	Bill Clinton Is Clearly Thrilled to Be on Broadway
6	6 Vote	It Sounds Pretty Racist When You Think Twice
397	397 Vote	Holy Crap! Am I Supposed to Be Human? 1	1

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