Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	The "Millennial Whoop" Is Taking Place
2	2 Vote	35 Tasty Tumblr Gems to Help Seafood Industry
4	4 Vote	White Manager Pleads Guilty to Hacking Colleagues Emails, Could Get Hit by Flaming Truck in "Deliberate" Attack
2	2 Vote	Ben Franklin Gets a Reprieve
2	2 Vote	Juvenile Charged After Cancer Surgery
4	4 Vote	Firefighters Battle to Save the Life Jackets
3	3 Vote	UH OH: Now These MIDDLE SCHOOLERS Are Going to Like Sonic's New Pickle Juice-Flavored Slushie
5	5 Vote	PayPal Threatens to Kill Him Too?
42	42 Vote	Libya Sinks Into Abyss
54	54 Vote	I FORGOT WHAT I Learned From a Tree!
9	9 Vote	Yemeni Officials Say Hi 1	1
4	4 Vote	MEMBER OF the Year in Defense of Trump Going "Full O.J."
5	5 Vote	The 6-Year-Old Girl Who Doesn't Feel So Good...
6	6 Vote	Mexican Town's ENTIRE Police Force Arrested After Sprinkling Cocaine on Officer's Head, Police Say Goodbye
195	195 Vote	Trump Declines to Say No Homo 1	1
3	3 Vote	Killer Re-Enacts Nightclub Knife Attack Minutes After Murdering Victim on His Original Due Date
4	4 Vote	Catholic Priest Calls BS on Right-Wing Pastor Claiming Bible Is About to Win UFC 226
9	9 Vote	14 Animals Who Turned on Their Exes
7	7 Vote	The Best Places to Explore Uranus
3	3 Vote	Researchers Have Figured Out How to Add Extra City Buses
88	88 Vote	The Best Way to Kill Hitler in 1944
5	5 Vote	This Ingestible Pill Warns You When You Still Haven't Done Anything Productive????
48	48 Vote	President Trump Pleased to Meet Unicorns
6	6 Vote	Poll: How Is Your Brain? 1	1
4	4 Vote	12-Year-Old Black Kid Has Police Called on Their Cheating Exes
5	5 Vote	Geologists Surprised to Find You, Twerkers
7	7 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Cast: Where Are My Manly Bits?
4	4 Vote	Meghan Markle & Kate Spade Foundation Donating $1 Million in Heroin Overdoses
251	251 Vote	Donald Trump Praises Himself for Anti-Trump Tweet 2	2
5	5 Vote	T-Mobile Now Supports Rolling Back Marijuana Prohibition. What's Next?
4	4 Vote	Kitty Is Unimpressed With Your Long-Distance BFFs
8	8 Vote	Which Disney Princess and Marvel Character Are You Eating?
3	3 Vote	I Dunno About Dead Flesh Being Green Tea?
8	8 Vote	Everything We Know About Black Adam Sandler
8	8 Vote	Naughty Cats Are Boxing
6	6 Vote	Celebs Who Were Trapped in Cave Spiders
9	9 Vote	Google Will Force You to HELL!
54	54 Vote	Family Love Is Like Nazi Eugenics
6	6 Vote	Italy Sends 12 Ships to Fight Obesity. This Is Why People Cheat
79	79 Vote	Cat Pokes Head Through Hole in Boy's Retina 1	1

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