Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

hawkthephoenix

Voted Headlines

334	334 Vote	America Has Always Been a Sham. Always.
6	6 Vote	Still Waiting on That Finger Lickin
8	8 Vote	Celebs Reveal What They're Growing in Their Underwear
145	145 Vote	What Does Starbucks Dragon Drink Taste Like? It's a Cup Full of Demons and Complaining
4	4 Vote	Accepting My Father's Death... Even Though They're Still in Storage Until Family Can Fulfill His Sexual Fantasy
75	75 Vote	Service Dog Gives Birth to a Toddler
5	5 Vote	Bill Clinton Says He Does Not Have Romance Options
3	3 Vote	Practical, Yet Cool Mohawk
4	4 Vote	Come on Son, Get Your First Apartment
4	4 Vote	Trials and Tribulations: My Life as a Graduation Present
5	5 Vote	Darth Vader Is a LIE
4	4 Vote	How Not to Get Somebody Killed
256	256 Vote	Rage Against the Loneliness Epidemic
5	5 Vote	You've Got a Very Weird Boner
5	5 Vote	Moms Reveal Their Secret Weapon
3	3 Vote	Trump Escalates Trade Fight, China Can Take 18 Years Off Someone's Life Span
5	5 Vote	7 Unbelievably Despicable Hotels That'll Deepen Your Love Life & Make You Wince
100	100 Vote	Democrats Confront Democrats Over Their Fear of Clowns
3	3 Vote	Woman Goes Into Attack Mode
87	87 Vote	People Are More Confusing in Four Dimension
5	5 Vote	Hoax SWAT Call Sends Police to the Dark Chocolate
3	3 Vote	Pretty Bird Is a Rollercoaster
5	5 Vote	How to Get F*cked
4	4 Vote	Ex-Apple Employee Accused of Taking Jello Shots
3	3 Vote	When You Break Through China's "Great Firewall"
3	3 Vote	Woman Found Alive in Cave Rescuer
2	2 Vote	Mother Accidentally Runs Over Ex-Girlfriend 3 Times, Say Officials
4	4 Vote	Trump Has Become Trump's Base
6	6 Vote	Why Are the Stars Aligned and Why Do Cats Lick Each Other?
80	80 Vote	As Critics Assail Trump, His Supporters Say They Still Don't Understand How You Eat Ice Cream
76	76 Vote	Mexico's New President Isn't Afraid of Ducks
5	5 Vote	Trump Says He Won't Sign Immigration Bill to Make People Cry
82	82 Vote	Russian Army to Get Breast Implants
156	156 Vote	I WAS Misinformed: E.T. Doesn't Like the Trump Administration 1	1
7	7 Vote	California Mayor Paying Residents Not to Laugh or Cry
5	5 Vote	Roseanne Wants to Turn Children Into Criminals
124	124 Vote	Federal Judge Opens Can of Tomatoes
8	8 Vote	ISIS Suspect in the Shower
3	3 Vote	Report: Paranoid Kim Brings Private Food Hoard to Summit ON Designing the Daleks
263	263 Vote	This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Bring Your Groceries to Your Door, and It Is Embarrassing as Hell YEAH