Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

harmoniousfusion

Voted Headlines

58	58 Vote	Yanukovych: I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
118	118 Vote	The Problem With Making Homemade Porn
103	103 Vote	So I Need Something to Punch
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
38	38 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
44	44 Vote	The Ultimate "Shrek" Fan Heckling
66	66 Vote	Bachelor Chops Off Penis, Then Cycles to Hospital With Head Injuries
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
8	8 Vote	Smartphones Are Made for Aquatic Supervillainy 1	1
32	32 Vote	What Was Up With Nelson Mandela
66	66 Vote	Cool Pope Says Evolution Is Steered by Aggressive Competition Between Females
131	131 Vote	Bored? Check Out the Shitbags
32	32 Vote	Debate That Conclusively Proved That Science Is Grade-A Bullshit
21	21 Vote	10 Horrifying Photos of the Last Thing You'd Expect
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19