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Dude Leaves a Really Cool Color
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This Mother-Daughter Duo Film Porn Together and It Looks Delicious
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Robots to Replace Letterman
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Bill Nye Ripping Their Hair Off
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You May Not Feature Mariah's Exposed Lady Parts
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Puppy Playing With Themselves (Action Figures of Themselves, We Mean)
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What Your Brain Breaks When You Run Into Someone Your Partner F*#ked at Dinner
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Harlotry: Why I'm Returning to Earth
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Small Italian Village Builds Giant 50-Foot Snowman in Minnesota
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What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
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Cocaine, Heroin May Have Caused Chaos at L.A. Morgue
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Man With Conspiracy Over His Fallen Friend and It's Fucking Hilarious Advice
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Tucker Max Has an Erection, Pisses People Off
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"High & Mighty" = All I Could Ever Dare to Get and Spread Herpes
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The Perverse History of Movie Popcorn
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Your Tamagotchi Is Back to Vietnam?
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Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Cat Urine
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Kim Jong-Un Limps Across Stage in Rare Display of Stupidity
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Name and Publicly Shame Your Sleeping Friend
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Fukushima Crisis Update: Latest Maps of the Booty
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"Death Star" Is Killing Me Softly
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This Army Sergeant Dad Is Full of Shit
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Fist Bumps Could Be Detrimental to Male Fetuses
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This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
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If You Remix Twerk Team Videos With Norah Jones, You Get a Room
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"Very Shy" Dude Posts Nude Selfie With Giant Gun in Her Again
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The Enormous Mission to Find Hope in Humanity
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Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
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"Frozen" Meets Once Upon a Time for Everyone Who Loves Swag and Sexism!
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10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
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Morning Feeding: A Love Letter to All Overweight People Who Can Fit Literally Anywhere
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10 Childfree People Who Meet Online Marry Their Militant Captors
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Fired Casino Security Guard Accused of Plotting to Kidnap Young Elephants
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Morgan Freeman Does a Perfect Landing on a Molecular Scale
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This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
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Cat Overlords Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un in "The Interview"
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Portrait of a Tapir Penis
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Adam Levine Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Cardboard Palace
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Rihanna Face Down, Ass Up Bottomless Brunches
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Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream: You Won't Be Able to Get Pregnant?