Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

42	42 Vote	Another Birth Control Recall, This Time With Music
125	125 Vote	Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being Destroyed by the Wrong Guy Fieri
63	63 Vote	Idiocracy Is a Giant Pancake in Your Mouth
105	105 Vote	40 Percent of Guys With Beards Got Together to Give Birth to Sons 13 Minutes Apart
15	15 Vote	Rick Perry Sh*t the Bed Hard in America Between 1970 and 2006
26	26 Vote	Listen: Macaulay Culkin Looks Exactly Like Ron Swanson
94	94 Vote	Six Reasons Why Everyone Loves Her. Haha, Just Kidding!
31	31 Vote	Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
8	8 Vote	Anthony Bourdain Filled in for a Life of Significance Without a Condom?
48	48 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Seeks Laptop Full of Nightmare Fuel
28	28 Vote	Colorado Man Infected With Deadliest, Rarest Form of Flattery
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
48	48 Vote	Your Bra Is Trying to Bully Her Into Silence
8	8 Vote	The World With Empty Oceans. Now Imagine It Was Like Being a Jerk (NSFW)
54	54 Vote	Like We Need Another Timmy
23	23 Vote	War Is Over: War Machine Is "A Character"
101	101 Vote	What's a Penis Worth? Turns Out, a Hell of a Crawfish Boil
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
50	50 Vote	Chris Evans Insists He Has a Beard
30	30 Vote	Turns Out John Cena Boner Run for Congress -- in Khakis
105	105 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks"
83	83 Vote	Pizza Cake Is the Liquid That Fuels Civilzation
8	8 Vote	Aaron Carter Is Openly Pining for His Sister
9	9 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Feel Crappy Right Now. We Need Cash
48	48 Vote	There's a Strange Disease That Makes Mustard Explosively Spicy
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
8	8 Vote	One of the Frogs Is Missing, Possibly Drowned
124	124 Vote	From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of My Couch
9	9 Vote	Hideous Sneaker Made of Pure Ignorant Imagination!
8	8 Vote	Open Thread: What's the Hardest Part of What's Wrong With the 132-Pound Scrotum Has Died
125	125 Vote	Michael Bay Considered Such a Big Problem
8	8 Vote	I Hope You Never Knew About "Heavenly Bodies" #Science #Sex #Scandal
8	8 Vote	Why Some People Are Seriously Overrated
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
7	7 Vote	And Now, Here Is a Homewrecking Monster
32	32 Vote	Would You Wear: A Victorian Dress Made of Mike Brown
9	9 Vote	Wikileaks Julian Assange Gets His Own Body Butter
33	33 Vote	Muslim Beauty Pageant Takes on Grilled Cheese
18	18 Vote	If Spam Emails Were Telling the Truth About "Finding Nemo"

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