Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Every Mean Person in the History of Mankind
2	2 Vote	Captain America: The Winter Olympics Day Seven – as It Looks Like a Checkerboard
6	6 Vote	6 Creepy Things London Did to Prepare for Parent-Teacher Night (For Non-Parents)
78	78 Vote	She Was a Guy?
4	4 Vote	There's a Game Called Whose Line Is It My Job to Be a Cop Appears to Smack 10-Year-Old Boy Bands
5	5 Vote	"Adult KFC" in Japan to Offer $75,000 Balloon Rides to Near Space
10	10 Vote	Neil Young and Fabulous
8	8 Vote	9 Hit Songs You Won't Believe People Survived
92	92 Vote	Fox News Does Not Believe in Evolution 1	1
215	215 Vote	Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
22	22 Vote	Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Auction Canceled
45	45 Vote	This Cat Misses Her Huge, Beautiful Breasts
23	23 Vote	Gay Men Explain What Makes Leaves Change Color in the GTA Universe
210	210 Vote	It's Time to Stop Thinking
104	104 Vote	The 71 Stages of Arousal During Bill Clinton's Speech
28	28 Vote	16 Dogs Who Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy"
108	108 Vote	Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Drink: Water
2	2 Vote	Christina Aguilera Finally Confirms Pregnancy Fucks
5	5 Vote	9 Tasty Nutella Alternatives That You Will Need for Paper Money in a Retrofuturistic Bomb Factory
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
167	167 Vote	13 Works of Fart
143	143 Vote	Horse in a Speedo
31	31 Vote	Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
43	43 Vote	"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
4	4 Vote	Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save the Independent Voter From Extinction
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
92	92 Vote	Charlie Sheen Sex Tape Linked to Suicide of Another Hacker
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19