Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

96	96 Vote	Recharge Your Batteries, Make Your Nuts Tingle
145	145 Vote	George R. R. Martin Declines to Kill "Those ISIS Fucks"
184	184 Vote	Porn Sex vs Real Sex, Explained by "Stephen Hawking"
552	552 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
9	9 Vote	Republican: Gays Wear Tutus to Work, So They Don't Deserve the Spotlight
62	62 Vote	2 Great Actresses Make a "Decent Porn"
63	63 Vote	I Made You Shitty in Bed
465	465 Vote	10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
228	228 Vote	Poll: Hillary Clinton's Argument: I Am Vengeance, I Am the Night
206	206 Vote	Great, Now Schools Are Telling Kids About Sex Robots
375	375 Vote	Yes... Yes... I Am Death 1	1
279	279 Vote	7 Horrific Realities of Being Pure at Heart
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
214	214 Vote	51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
207	207 Vote	You Have a Huge Design Flaw 3	3
428	428 Vote	7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong 4	4
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3

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