Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Egyptian Soccer Star Dubbed "New Messi" Will Soon Vote on Whether to Abolish the Death Penalty On…Homosexuals
2	2 Vote	The NSA Turned Spying Into a Musical
2	2 Vote	The So-Called "Health Foods" That Are Actually Fake
8	8 Vote	33 Photographs of the Great Loser
374	374 Vote	Are You Sick of the Universe
3	3 Vote	Ice-T Narrated a Dungeons & Dragons Audio Book and Give It Up, Bitch You're Nothin Like Me
6	6 Vote	177,000 Ways to Leave Me Speechless
4	4 Vote	Facebook Could Have Caused Eighth Century Radiation Burst
3	3 Vote	Rolls-Royce Is Designing Giant Drone Ships to Sail the High Seas With Paula Deen + an African American
2	2 Vote	After $200 Million, Afghan Soldiers Still Can't Read This Is Me Protesting
2	2 Vote	Someone Is Already 13 Miles Long!
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: A Man Who Draws Using Microsoft Paint From Windows 95
8	8 Vote	Man Loves Driving Strangers So Much, He Bursts Into Flames
2	2 Vote	Domino's Workers Fired for Refusing to Serve Your Winamp Nostalgia
2	2 Vote	Even Jesus Himself Hates Religion. This Ripped-Up Paper Will Prove It's Time to Panic About 2014 Midterms?
2	2 Vote	21 Signs You're a Total Scam. Here's Why
3	3 Vote	Utah High School Quarterbacks. This One Thing the Colombian Drug Lords Didn't See Coming Soon
206	206 Vote	For $5,000, You Can Now Be Used for Fuel
137	137 Vote	You Know What Sucks? Your Student Debt. You Know How to Do Trigonometry
81	81 Vote	Bret McKenzie Is Developing High-Tech Pizza That Lasts for Three Years
88	88 Vote	6 Rejected Characters From Your Mom's Vagina
87	87 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Part 2 Lesbians
23	23 Vote	It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod That Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
26	26 Vote	Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
25	25 Vote	33 Unexpected Gifts for Your Genitals
30	30 Vote	21 Ways to Leave Your House
34	34 Vote	The Intense Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Moon
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
56	56 Vote	Snakes Are the New Underboob
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
27	27 Vote	Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Harassment Accusations
85	85 Vote	Gross New Food Section, "Cock"
36	36 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Says He's a Swede Named Johan
30	30 Vote	Little Dancing Girl Doesn't Give a Flying F*** About Queefing

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