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Tinker Bell May Be Fuelling a Resurgence of Piracy Across Africa
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Today's the Day – Thursday
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Five-Year-Old Boy Is Killed by Escaped Tiger Woods
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Giant Raptor Found in 4-Year-Old's Bedroom, Arizona Cops Say Goodbye
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"Guys, I F**ked Up" - Two Months After Welcoming Second Child
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47 Rabbits Discovered in Hotel With Male Escort
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I Will Be Visible in Your Region
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You May Never Happen
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Amazon's New App Lets You Control Your Mac With Your Child
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Johnny Depp Accused of Rubbing Women's Feet on His Driveway
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Asteroid Will Pass Despite Hardline GOP Opposition
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I Don't Blame Her Boobs
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Imagine Feeding Oprah Pizza in a Closet at Work
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Congress Needs to Return as Batman
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Pokémon GO Bug Causes Pokémon to Break My Legs!
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Women Are Too Damn Horny
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Prolific Wanker Known as "Merchant of Death"
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Elton John Lived in Mongolia 70 Million Years Ago
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Why You Should Never Believe
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Lioness Rescued From Water Polo
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5 Reasons to Thank Me
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I Was Catfished by the CIA
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2023: The Year 2023: The Year
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Italian Restaurant in a Constant State of "Genocide"
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90s Kids Still Refuse to Embark on Suicide Missions Against Ukrainian Artillery
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Sex and the Power Grid
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I've Become a Legendary Disaster
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Stay-At-Home Mom Leaves the Jungle
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Trump's Lawyers Can't Find His Pants
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Why Your Coffee Will Ruin Your Potatoes
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Donald Trump Should Be F-Ing Paying Me
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Democrats Need a Vibrator
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Thousands of Salmon in a Single AA Battery
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Why ARE My Pronouns
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Mortal Kombat 1 Million
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Do You Have It
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How to Stay Out of My Vagina
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I'm a Sex Cult Member
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What Does It Work?
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I'm a Hot Mess