Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

38	38 Vote	An Easy Trick to Convince People That You're Magneto
6	6 Vote	Neil Armstrong Dead at 65 Million
9	9 Vote	Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
39	39 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
5	5 Vote	Archer Finally Meets His Ultimate Hentai Fantasy
6	6 Vote	A Penis Pump
58	58 Vote	New Hubble Images of Dead and Wounded Children
6	6 Vote	Thank You, Capcom, for Making Weaponized Shoes
8	8 Vote	Hey, Don't Shave Your Kid's Insides
5	5 Vote	Fox Is Starting Its Own Condoms
25	25 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Lizard
7	7 Vote	Finally, Someone Makes Sense to Me
7	7 Vote	When Did Sex Become a Real Drag
15	15 Vote	10 Amazing Honeymoon Spots That May Leave 2,500 Dead (Update)
56	56 Vote	7 Love Letters to Your Vagina and Butthole
61	61 Vote	Fifth-Grader Is Charged With DUI
8	8 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually Kind of Hate Groups
29	29 Vote	Untied Shoelace Leads to Weight Gain
24	24 Vote	NSA Leaker Edward Snowden to Boldly Go … to The bathroom?
28	28 Vote	Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch
69	69 Vote	Children Battle Over National security
7	7 Vote	Vote for Mitt Romney's Binder Full of Shit
155	155 Vote	Scientists Edge Closer to World Domination
186	186 Vote	So My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
62	62 Vote	We'll Take One Monster Phallus
9	9 Vote	Everything You Need to See Uncensored
12	12 Vote	When You're Stuck in a Kiddie Pool
166	166 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of My Pants
310	310 Vote	What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
246	246 Vote	Psst. There Are Wizards Afoot 1	1
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
125	125 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Wear Underwear
144	144 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Sexy Garbage
22	22 Vote	The Mario Way to Avoid Jail
134	134 Vote	Have You Ever Quit Your Job the Mario Way
407	407 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
102	102 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
27	27 Vote	Lego Space Shuttle Grounded Again 1	1
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min

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