Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
58	58 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Bar
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
94	94 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
23	23 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to Die
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
101	101 Vote	9 Ways to Suck
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
288	288 Vote	I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
554	554 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
181	181 Vote	First Look at My Fat Butt
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3

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