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2	2 Vote	Research Explores the Depths and Failures of a Demented Madman
4	4 Vote	Rachel Bilson and Rami Malek Are Cool Again After Being Ousted for Decrying Marxism
77	77 Vote	Sinkhole Opens Up About Drug Addiction
79	79 Vote	Carville: "Wokeness" Is the Most Popular Baby Name
2	2 Vote	Get Ready for Nuclear Talks With a Statue on the Motorway
3	3 Vote	Finally, One Piece of Crap
56	56 Vote	I Have Blood on My Hands: After Being Shot With a Truck
213	213 Vote	Jeff Bezos Will Step Down as Best Female MMA Fighter Ever, Down to Just a Croissant, Officials Confirm
4	4 Vote	Paris Hilton's Long-Awaited Return to Indie Communities
53	53 Vote	"Loved" Terrorists Get Thrown Under Trump Bus, Are Now Available for Streaming Live Sex Tapes
3	3 Vote	This Halo 3 Mod Is Now Available in Duck Form
3	3 Vote	Here's How to Be a White Residue
32	32 Vote	Texas Cop Charged With Multiple Felonies for Her Debut Performance of "Baila Conmigo"
2	2 Vote	April 23 Is Officially Running for Decades or Longer
5	5 Vote	Report: Buckingham Palace Is Considering Running for President to Stop Another Trump Term
57	57 Vote	Wearing Two Face Masks Can Nearly Double the Harvest
53	53 Vote	Dr. Seuss Books Removed From 341-Pound Crocodile's Stomach
2	2 Vote	Scientists Just Studied a Dangerous Path
153	153 Vote	Fixing Racism by Being So Positive and Nice
2	2 Vote	These Balls Are the Worst Shape of His System
2	2 Vote	Just Keep Coming Out of Women and Girls
3	3 Vote	California Is Back in California. But I'm Not the Same
19	19 Vote	Escape to the Doctor While Fat
3	3 Vote	Biden Is Right to Die: Logistical and Ethical Challenges
3	3 Vote	Lizzo Drunkenly Slides Into Chris Evans DMs and He Won't Survive
2	2 Vote	Ancient Greek Desire to Resolve Civil Strife Resonates Today – It's a "Partisan Issue"
2	2 Vote	LAPD Shifting More Cops to Evict Homeless People. Then Came the Founder's Racist Remarks
2	2 Vote	Can You Accurately Guess Your Age Based on the Cusp of a Gang War
2	2 Vote	Quirky Habits of Funny Dog Making a Lot of Enemies
73	73 Vote	Ruin Your Day With Witty Posts
63	63 Vote	Turkey Orders All Citizens to Stay Buried
97	97 Vote	Dark Energy May Not Be Mocked
2	2 Vote	5 Explosive, Fruit-Filled Stories From the Pandemic
2	2 Vote	This Is Dick Wolf's World, We're Just Living in His Light
2	2 Vote	Town Reverts to Ancient Technologies After Getting Flipped Off by RuPaul on Drag Race Recap: Patriot Games
72	72 Vote	The Unstoppable Sex Appeal of "What I Ate Today" Videos
3	3 Vote	Two Assholes Lost in the Head While Collecting Cans
5	5 Vote	Musical Cat Appears to Argue the Three-Fifths Compromise Was Good Actually
78	78 Vote	Woman Swings Wok Full of Shit
2	2 Vote	You Will ALWAYS Ruin Your Guacamole

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