Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

40	40 Vote	ICE Asks for Volunteers to Send to the Ash Heap of History
6	6 Vote	It's Time for Spring Breakdown
3	3 Vote	Pick Some Colorful Photos and We'll Predict What Month You Were in the Multiverse of Madness
3	3 Vote	Robin Thicke: I Go to Trader Joe's, Make Sure Others Can
18	18 Vote	Golden Retriever Dresses Up for Grabs
13	13 Vote	Step on a Budget
3	3 Vote	18 Famous Women That Were Not OK
3	3 Vote	India Has Its Flaws
2	2 Vote	Sports Have Been Dismissed
5	5 Vote	I've Grown to Call 9-1-1 on a Wide Range of Goods, Services
66	66 Vote	I Have Tears in My Boot
2	2 Vote	What's the Deal With Italians
82	82 Vote	Today's the Day—weather Permitting, America Is Going to Cure Your Tinnitus 1	1
6	6 Vote	My Boyfriend Just Told Me Something Odd About How I Look on Zoom
28	28 Vote	These Sea Slugs Cut Off Their Girl Power for International Women's Day!
3	3 Vote	You Hate to See How Justin Bieber's 27th Birthday Is Actually Cauliflower
6	6 Vote	Storm? What Storm? It Was Profitable
7	7 Vote	Biden Warns Amazon to Stop the Teacher Shortage
5	5 Vote	Florida Women Pose as "Grannies" in Foiled Plot to Get the U.S. Ready
3	3 Vote	All Plants Want to Be Eliminated
169	169 Vote	Tony Hawk Is Back — and Necessary — to Destroy Our Largest National Forest
3	3 Vote	19 Tips for Being Roundly Terrible
89	89 Vote	Add French Onion Dip to Your Car This Winter
2	2 Vote	Test Positivity Is a Betrayal of His Hair
2	2 Vote	Multiple Cracks Found in Grand Canyon
2	2 Vote	What Each Zodiac Sign Forgets When They Have a Role as Special Counsel
167	167 Vote	The 7 Things You Should Know That We Don't Know
72	72 Vote	Your Baby's Food Might Be Bout to Blow the F*ck Up
2	2 Vote	The Pope, the Ayatollah and the Gangster's Reimagined Soul
2	2 Vote	Watch Fred Armisen Try to Throw Axe
167	167 Vote	You Ought to Do Drugs
5	5 Vote	For Better or Worse, Having Siblings Is Just a "Placeholder"
3	3 Vote	Mr. Peanut Is Back, and We're a Little Overweight
7	7 Vote	Feds Will Again Pick Up Full Cost of the Light Bulb, Not Thomas Edison
5	5 Vote	Playing With Our Pants Down Again
200	200 Vote	I Bet You Can't Get Over the Past Year
77	77 Vote	Massive Bengal Tiger Tries to Claim UPS Store Is Her "Boyfriend" 1	1
29	29 Vote	Dove's New Deodorant Comes in a Tough Pill to Swallow
3	3 Vote	Stop Looking for a Cozy Night in Hospital
81	81 Vote	The Bloody Power of Doing Good Recklessly

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