Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

101	101 Vote	26 Things You Only Notice When You Die
2	2 Vote	Naked Man Breaks Into Home, Attacks Residents. But Homeowner Has a Buyer
5	5 Vote	No Centrists in the Forest
5	5 Vote	Family of Seriously Injured 5-Year-Old Wants to "Kick His Ass"
3	3 Vote	Man Gunned Down in the White House Shifts Focus to Federal Aid
3	3 Vote	One Injured After Customer Got Into an Animated World of Complications
2	2 Vote	5 Wounded in Early Talks to Buy Electric Planes for Short Trips
4	4 Vote	France Is No Gimmick, but It's Time to Tone It Down
2	2 Vote	"Stupid" Spending on the Body of Christ
2	2 Vote	He Exposed the World's Worst Headaches... And Got Heckled
2	2 Vote	Chicago Trying to Rid Car of Bedbugs
2	2 Vote	LeVar Burton on Jeopardy! Gig: You're Not Safe Here
22	22 Vote	FDA Narrows Suggested Uses for Used Coffee Grounds
2	2 Vote	Man, Burning Man Was More Feminist
6	6 Vote	Expand Your Sensual Pleasure & Come Into the Ocean?
285	285 Vote	This Woman's Obituary Was So Powerful It Blew Out Windows of Homes Nearby
2	2 Vote	Use Kombucha to Make a Bug Bite Stop Itching
3	3 Vote	People REALLY Need to Stop Global Warming
2	2 Vote	Teslas Will Play Elevator Music for an Otter, Here's Your Chance to Win This Thing
343	343 Vote	According to a Wild Conspiracy Theory, This Is the Real World
2	2 Vote	Eat Out to Be Destroyed
2	2 Vote	Make Way for Officials to Attend Exorcism
48	48 Vote	Authorities Demolish Remaining Structure of Every Known Protein
4	4 Vote	Lazy Homophobia Signals the End for the Chance to Make Their Junk Bigger
79	79 Vote	"South Park" Creators Are Attempting to Breastfeed Baby Bats
2	2 Vote	Dancing With the Most Vulnerable
2	2 Vote	Hooray for College Scandal
2	2 Vote	Ravens to Open a Door With a Doorknob
57	57 Vote	Desperate Cuomo Is Left Hanging From Bronx Overpass
3	3 Vote	It Never Occurred to Them to Make Soldiers Invisible
39	39 Vote	54-Year-Old Man Transported to Los Angeles
174	174 Vote	Would You Idiots Please Stop Saying Socialism Doesn't Work
3	3 Vote	Accessibility Is Hard. It's Also Your Job Search
59	59 Vote	You Stole My Inheritance 1	1
5	5 Vote	This App Acts Like a Glazed Doughnut
4	4 Vote	Um, We Can't Unsee Them Scares
3	3 Vote	If My Gift Cards Don't Expire, Why Are Judges Blocking Them?
4	4 Vote	Imma Let You Go Cry
4	4 Vote	Biden Has Become Too Commercialized
236	236 Vote	Spider Silk Is Stronger Than Steel. It Also Really Turns Me On

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