Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Sen. Warren: Employers Should Be Shot
4	4 Vote	Covid Scientists Want to Lick the Spoon
2	2 Vote	London's Tower Bridge Stuck Open Due to "Inherent Sexism"
5	5 Vote	A Typical Day in a Coma
3	3 Vote	Mexico Holds Referendum on Whether to Investigate UFOs
2	2 Vote	I Bet You Won't Believe Us, but We Can Guess Which Continent You Live on Forever
3	3 Vote	Prankster Is Jailed for 23 Years of Celebrating the Blues
4	4 Vote	Britney Spears Has Won the Right to Bear Arms
3	3 Vote	Trust Me, They'll Click Bait
174	174 Vote	Lord, Grant Us the Armed Robot
4	4 Vote	It Pays to Be Weird
2	2 Vote	Bacteria Get a Whole Multiverse of Trickster Gods
20	20 Vote	Grinning Donald Trump Spits on His Laptop
75	75 Vote	Feisty Florida Man Brutally Beaten and Put in a Corset and Low-Rise Jeans
63	63 Vote	PLEASE Don't Become a Bomb
5	5 Vote	Human Remains in School Without Consequences
3	3 Vote	How Watching Jeopardy! Together Helped Me Say Goodbye to Stalin
4	4 Vote	White House Expected to Burn for Weeks
3	3 Vote	Some People Really Do Not Use Slurs of Any Kind
3	3 Vote	This Sweet Potato Kale Soup Pairs Well With Ethnic Minorities
3	3 Vote	Welcome to the UFO World War Over Coffee
3	3 Vote	Florida Hit With Scathing Feedback
81	81 Vote	Can I Ask for Proof You've Been Gaslighting
3	3 Vote	Trump Kids Divided. Is the King of KINGS, LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DES- ... STOP LAUGHING, It's TERRIBLE
83	83 Vote	Trump's Lawyers Reduced to Rubble
6	6 Vote	Here's How to Get Off Florida's Coast
6	6 Vote	Um, No One's Talking About Climate Change
4	4 Vote	Accidental Shootings May Be Available Soon
2	2 Vote	Taco Bell Has Been Dealt With
2	2 Vote	Harry Potter TV Series Is So Tiny That It May Not Be Behind the Wheel
2	2 Vote	We Have Nice Things, Like a Massage for the Endangered Pangolin: They're Being Wiped Out
2	2 Vote	Your Microwave Can Make a Ravagers TV Show Up
2	2 Vote	A Scumbag Child Has Now Been Roasted on "Family Guy"
2	2 Vote	This Hungry Dude Cooked His Own Budget
2	2 Vote	Alright! Bob's Burgers Cooked Up a Tasty Recipe for Depression
2	2 Vote	Don't Call It Trump's Big Lie. It's an Incredible Feeling
2	2 Vote	Meat-Lover Shows Off His Bike Outside His Edinburgh Flat
4	4 Vote	Plagues Are Back. And They Aren't From a Place of "Entitlement"
3	3 Vote	Judge Denies Family's Request to Be Seen to Be a Giant Eel
121	121 Vote	Google Will Now Use the Pronouns They/them

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