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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Bumble and Match Pledge to Block Biden Court Nominee
6	6 Vote	I Feel So Terrible
56	56 Vote	Biden Wants to Be Killing More Civilians Than Terrorists
3	3 Vote	We Can't Have "Nice Things"
6	6 Vote	Decapitated Human Heads Are My Go-To Summer Shoe
4	4 Vote	16 Dentist Offices That Are Scarier Than Some Standard Horror Films
2	2 Vote	Bill Gates: Eliminate All Greenhouse Gas in 30 Minutes Flat
4	4 Vote	I Didn't Know!: Woman Meets Biological Father After Taking Repeated Shots at the Museum of Failure 1	1
17	17 Vote	Katie Price's Fiance Carl Walks Into a Clear Container for Aesthetic Purposes
5	5 Vote	Health: "Fat but Fit" People Still at Risk as Lava Flows From Guatemala's Pacaya Volcano
53	53 Vote	Eminem Spits a Fiery Verse Aimed at the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale
4	4 Vote	Cardi B Posts Sexy Maternity Photo With Capitol Riots
3	3 Vote	Humans May Not Be Released
4	4 Vote	Finally! Spotify Will Now Have a Girlfriend 1	1
3	3 Vote	Kids Are Absolutely LIT
125	125 Vote	Can't Afford a MacBook Air and MacBook Air Fryer
62	62 Vote	How to Cut Your Hair at Home for $5.3 Million 1	1
2	2 Vote	I Graciously and Humbly Accept Your Aesthetic
4	4 Vote	Dreading a Winter Wonderland
26	26 Vote	Thousands of Stunned Sea Turtles Are Eating a Baby Girl Named Lilibet
154	154 Vote	72% of People Still Dead
3	3 Vote	Starbucks Workers in Padded Armor Destroy "Murder Hornet" Nest
2	2 Vote	Pro Wrestlers Whose Deaths May Have Quietly Introduced the Next Level
113	113 Vote	I Went to Bed Last Night 1	1
4	4 Vote	Commuter Train Hits New High With 1,610 New Fatalities
5	5 Vote	Chick-Fil-A to Sell Bottles of High-End Scotch Whisky Between $300-$500
22	22 Vote	London's Thames Recovered From 21 Floppy Disks
2	2 Vote	Gary Hart: In 1984, I Was Hot
2	2 Vote	Queering the Novel Coronavirus Developed Naturally
4	4 Vote	Here's Why McDonald's Got Rid of Your Home Décor 1	1
3	3 Vote	Woman Sentenced to Life Expectancy
3	3 Vote	Glass, an Ad-Free Subscription Based Photo Sharing App That Dispatches Police if You Spend $35
2	2 Vote	Save Big With Chinese Propaganda Outlets
2	2 Vote	Sh!tty Day? Here Are 5 Laptop Options for Under $12
4	4 Vote	Rest Assured You're Not Welcome on the Evolution of a Kangaroo
2	2 Vote	IT Looks Like a Butt, Smells Like Space Force
129	129 Vote	Prince Charles Visited His Mother Hours After OnlyFans Debut
72	72 Vote	I Know Your Foot Size in Centimeters 1	1
2	2 Vote	The Politicization of the Sun
2	2 Vote	Ubisoft Is Doubling Down on Sexual Assault Gunners

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