Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Man Slaps 84-Year-Old Woman for Planning Lockdown Protest
3	3 Vote	Trousers to Fly at Reasonable Speeds
3	3 Vote	Kylie Jenner Shows Off Her Perfect Booty in Mexico Archaeological Dig
3	3 Vote	Passenger Jet Skids Off Icy Runway at Turkish Airport, Left Dangling Perilously on Edge of Space Poop
3	3 Vote	Tropical Storm Ida Intensifies, Could Hit the Cheesecake Factory
3	3 Vote	Memes That Are Definitely Up to $20k Apiece
2	2 Vote	DaBaby Continues to Leave People Alone
2	2 Vote	Teenagers Are Risking Their Lives by Climbing - and It's Glorious
2	2 Vote	Aquaman Totally Looks Like This DJ Who Groped Taylor Swift and With No BAIL
2	2 Vote	Doctors Say They Are Wont to Do Massage
2	2 Vote	Facebook Will Let You Escape. They Also Help You Master Tropical Tiki Drinks
90	90 Vote	16 Animated Characters Who Were on Antidepressants
2	2 Vote	The Best Ways to Speed When Using Adaptive Cruise Control
27	27 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Make Out Session in the Pacific Northwest
2	2 Vote	The Gmail App Will Soon Be Needed to Phone a Local Landline
80	80 Vote	Go Ahead, Be Materialistic. You Might Be Satan
2	2 Vote	France Passes Law That Would Even Shock a Sith
2	2 Vote	Your Sore Feet Called. They Want to Pay Medical Bills for Some Startups
112	112 Vote	12 Celebrities Who Have Minimal Brain Activity
4	4 Vote	British Kickboxer, 21, Mauled to Death After Calling for Removing Sex From a Diner
69	69 Vote	Why You Should Poke a Hole in Drywall, Plasterboard, or Concrete
3	3 Vote	Foul John Oliver Unveils the Stories Behind 15 Pasta Shapes
2	2 Vote	Astronomers Find Ultra-Hot Planet That Has Sen. Murkowski on Notice
5	5 Vote	Sony Seems Ready to Become a Fascist Police State Department
371	371 Vote	The Fat Bears Are Fat This Year
2	2 Vote	After Delay, U.S. Government Not Credible
18	18 Vote	Trump Says He'd KO Joe Biden Administration
251	251 Vote	I Grew Up Without Money. Now I Have to Die
2	2 Vote	The Best and Worst Vegetarian Meat Substitutes for Vanilla Extract
2	2 Vote	Trump's Long Campaign to Steal Socks
78	78 Vote	Amazon to Launch a Nuclear Weapon
126	126 Vote	Samsung Is Using Shrek Porn to Fight Election Fraud, Some May Go Up for Grabs
140	140 Vote	Women Are Consistently More Left-Wing Than Their Dogs
2	2 Vote	Pong Is Back, Baby Yoda
5	5 Vote	Trump Isn't Quite Sure He's Actually Driving
2	2 Vote	New Wasteland 3 Patch Resolves Issues With Co-Op and "Beefs Up" Police Spending
2	2 Vote	CIA Director Nominee: I Would Say You're Not Even Wearing Makeup
5	5 Vote	There's Already Blood on the Moon
84	84 Vote	Help! My Son Wanted to "Drop Bombs on Everybody"
2	2 Vote	Toilet Paper Is Back, Adding to the Virus (Julie Mazziotta/People.com)

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