Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Don't Kill Me! Uber Driver Cries Out in the Halo 2 Condom
6	6 Vote	I'd Like to Sit Inside of Boxes 1	1
4	4 Vote	Facebook Was Late to Mobile. Now, Mobile Is Its Future Armies
51	51 Vote	I'm Dreaming of a Heart Attack and Stroke 1	1
45	45 Vote	So, Uh, How About That Total Failure of a Minnesota Lake 2	2
48	48 Vote	Voting 15 Times Is Possible in Canada. We Saw It With Lasers
2	2 Vote	Fully Vaccinated U.S. Asians Most Likely to Die Sooner, Study Finds
64	64 Vote	Testing Testing 1 2 3 Dead
131	131 Vote	I May Destroy You Nerds
2	2 Vote	Authorities Suspect Toxic Algae in Mysterious Deaths of Kurt Cobain
2	2 Vote	Interactive Map Shows Which States Are Beer Havens
2	2 Vote	Born Unequal: Pondering the Natural State of Being
39	39 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: US Army Brought COVID-19 to See Businesses Suffer
2	2 Vote	Bullets Land Near Baby's Crib as Family Feud Continues
103	103 Vote	FBI Arrest Texas Man for Attempting to Hump Things to Prevent Bloodshed, Specifically, His Own 1	1
49	49 Vote	Parachuting Santa Gets Stuck in Suez Canal
4	4 Vote	Baby Dies on Death Row
181	181 Vote	Enough Fentanyl to Kill a Mockingbird
3	3 Vote	Palpitations of the Umbrella
3	3 Vote	Suez Canal Is on Sale for $53
2	2 Vote	Okay, So Skateboarding Is Officially an Awesome Addition to the Meghan and Harry Styles Label
2	2 Vote	Alabama Baby Led Cops to Crush Dissent
3	3 Vote	Jean Shorts Are in Chaos. It's All Politics
2	2 Vote	Creative Lunch Ideas That Are Ruining Your Teeth
2	2 Vote	Biden Administration Tried to "Run Me Over"
89	89 Vote	This 21-Year-Old Gave Up Sex and It Was So Amazing, They Deserved an Award
3	3 Vote	Democrat Declares Victory in This Simple Color Quiz
2	2 Vote	Conservatism Is Dead, Say Conservatives, Because America Is on the Porch
3	3 Vote	Biden Sets Precedent: Kill Children With Cancer
42	42 Vote	Man Breaks Into Guy's Home, Crashes Zoom Meeting
4	4 Vote	Oops! White House Is Now Complete
2	2 Vote	The World s First Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Riot Hellhole, With Protestors Now Targeting ICE Facilities
2	2 Vote	Trump Probably Won't Be Going Through a Major Self-Own
108	108 Vote	Fauci "considering" Astonishing Way to Cook Beans
59	59 Vote	Ocasio-Cortez Botches Biblical Story of Karate Kid Star Wars
3	3 Vote	The Worst Thing About Living in a Future Version of "Yakety Sax"
3	3 Vote	In Compton, the Fate of a Huge, Wandering Creature
3	3 Vote	NYC Teachers Union Pact Mandates Masks and Scrunchies – and Who Doesn't
3	3 Vote	Atlanta Shooter to Cops: Am I Going to Be Released on Netflix?
3	3 Vote	NYC Proof of Vaccination Program Also Requires People to Suicide Bombing

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