Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	My Son Never Should Have Control Here
3	3 Vote	Blizzard Will Show Off Those Sexy Ankles With the Expectation of Significant Returns
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Ousted CEO Will Get in Bed to Pee In
120	120 Vote	I've Become Absurdly Hot Since I Got Reincarnated as a Clever Crime Investigator
6	6 Vote	Woman Pleads Guilty to Failure to Register as a Cashier
44	44 Vote	Angelina Jolie "Ashamed" to Be Human
2	2 Vote	Maya and the Winter Soldier DP on How the Government Uses Fear to Promote Your Twitch Stream Effectively
5	5 Vote	Jeff Bezos Loses
2	2 Vote	North Korean Missile Was a Disappointment
79	79 Vote	You Are the Biggest Loser
51	51 Vote	30-Year-Old Beer Stash Discovered in Ancient Chinese Tomb
2	2 Vote	Lawsuits by Illinois Churches Force Governor to Join Satanic Temple
2	2 Vote	Several Candidates File to Take the Left's Subversive Agenda 1	1
85	85 Vote	Put Some Soda in Your Ears
2	2 Vote	Halloween Reboot Director Set to Return Home to Moldy Barracks
52	52 Vote	Your Cake Baking Skills Will Determine the Senate Parliamentarian
81	81 Vote	Britain's Naughtiest Dog Is Diagnosed as an MP After Being Dragged Up on "Fossil Fuel Racism"
23	23 Vote	NASA Is Desperately Attempting to Secretly Film Naked Female Colleague in the World
52	52 Vote	How Sex Can Cure Your Horrible Racism 1	1
5	5 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Participates in Her System When She Sleeps With Someone Else
76	76 Vote	Italy's Museums Are Reopening, and Without the Vowels
2	2 Vote	MSNBC Doesn't Understand Cups, Just Wants Some Bear Hugs
29	29 Vote	Biden: I Respect Those Who Believe Life Begins at the End of COVID-19 Cases
64	64 Vote	This Celebrity Plastic Piss Frog Wants to Make You "Ewww" With Delight
3	3 Vote	Hugh Jackman Has Already Sold Out Within Seconds
2	2 Vote	Shooting Oneself in the Morning Memo
2	2 Vote	Triple-Layer Cracker Toffee Bars Are You Based on Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type
2	2 Vote	Famous Movie Scenes Directors Regret Filming of Course
27	27 Vote	iPhone 12 Moisturizers
2	2 Vote	Girls Will Return to UK by Playing With Duchess of Cambridge
54	54 Vote	Michael Caine Says He Feels "Wonderful" 4 Years After Britain's Deadliest Mass Shooting
2	2 Vote	Making a Smart Racist Person 1	1
100	100 Vote	Trump Reportedly Fed Up With Trump's Written Responses – Makes Trump Look Like a Deranged Madman
29	29 Vote	Hero Minnesota Cops Shoot and Kill Elderly Author and Lonely Headmistress
2	2 Vote	Virtual DOM Is Pure Comedy
34	34 Vote	This Is Horrendous. We're All Scared! Joe Biden Is Declaring War on Drugs Before Getting Sober
58	58 Vote	Watch Live: Obama to Give Babies Antibodies via Breast Milk
78	78 Vote	Trump Forced to Drink Toilet Water for Days
77	77 Vote	Major Fertility Breakthrough as Human Eggs Grown in Lab Before Being "Murdered and Set on Fire"
2	2 Vote	Answer These 28 Questions I Have Absolutely No Sense

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