Headline Smasher

unbearable

related https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/04/pleistocene-park/517779/

seriously though, I haven't had to do this for 4,000 years

milkshake ducked in one headline

the future urbanists want

praxis

ridiculous if you ask me. who listens to chillwave anymore?

congrats on the self-awareness at least

the crossover event we didn't know we needed

it's a white stripes song

oh girl, you have no faith in medicine

smh. destigmatize self care

masterpiece

Congress lowkey fell off

Indeed, the scene with him on the overpass was thrilling https://headlinesmasher.com/661708

it's more likely than ever!

Reminds me of this smash from last year... speaking of "Joe"... https://headlinesmasher.com/569625

Old article. They're now 132-year-old sophomores in college.

The conspiracy theory we didn't know we needed

About time Tennessee heard it straight

Amazing accomplishment

If my city was in the path of a hurricane, Ida left too.

There's a lot of good stuff on page 9 folks should check out. https://headlinesmasher.com/recent?page=9

And may I plug my own smashes? Lots of solid 1-vote headlines in there that just didn't get the notice they deserved.

You magnificent bastard.

when you know you've been watching too many music videos on YouTube

slamming too much Juicy Juice will do that

when you commit a murder

it's called edging

love a defenestration vid!

so much for the tolerant left!

not very moderate of him...

I need to read this

Afghanistan runs on Dunkin!

sinner*

she doesn't hate Mondays, she hates capitalism!

privatization has gone too far

imagine no U.S. gender
it's easy if you try

yes, that should keep the co-eds busy

Wow Dwell Magazine, that escalated quickly

nice