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The FBI Will Feed Your Family for Just £5

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A price in pounds? That must be the Federal British Investigators

Give Cats More Meat and Cheese

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a cat smashed this headline

First Woman Put to Rest

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RIP Eve

This Couple Turned Reclaimed Materials Into a SALAD Cream

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So a dressing

Britney Spears Right to Send Out Rent Relief

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Based. Wish she were governor of California

Several Candidates File to Take the Left's Subversive Agenda

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based. drop the actblue links here

Here Are the Politicians Trying to Eat Bugs

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re-elect those champs right away!!

POLL: People Like Me, Will "Kill Me"

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when workers do not have solidarity

Trump Makes Outlandish Claims About COVID, Demon Sperm, Alien DNA, and Astral Sex—Sadly, Not a Bad Idea

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we regret to admit you "gotta hand it to him" on the astral sex idea

The Market Is Projected to Grow at a Montana Hospital

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yay, successful capitalisming

Video: Beto Claims That Antifa Aspires Toward Creating a Real-Time Collaborative Rich-Text Editor

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pad.riseup.net

Face-Eating Suspect Said He Doesn't Support Net Neutrality

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What a monster

Oklahoma Governor Passes Law Keeping Some Voters From Being an Ostrich Doing Quite Well!

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that's right Oklahoma voters, no more putting your heads in the sand

Making a Smart Racist Person

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that's the goal of eugenics, yes

What Are Your Opinions on These Opinions

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sharing a tweet to the group chat like

More Hospitals Hit by Car, Hospitalized

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Why wasn't the hospital wearing reflective clothing?

Police Release Video Images of Planets Forming

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I vociferously opposed redirecting NASA's funding to the police department, but I have to admit this is pretty cool.

Hideo Kojima to Host a "Hamilton" Watch Party of Course

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I mean, yeah, obviously

We Tried to Write Novels in 30 Seconds

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Yeah I've tried NaNoWriHalfMinute, it's not easy

I'd Like to Sit Inside of Boxes

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the new editorial from Cat News

So, Uh, How About That Total Failure of a Minnesota Lake

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stupid useless White Bear Lake, the ice fishing has been terrible this season

Words and Phrases That Will Go Wrong Regardless

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irregardless*

Black Hole Collision May Have Violated Insider Trading

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since a black hole has infinite density, ALL trading is insider trading! It sucks they ignored the trade blackout

Everyone on Twitter Suspended

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honestly we all deserve it

This Thrifty Dad Bought a Washing Machine and Can't Control the Machine

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You get what you pay for

Jump Off a Cliff After Pension Cuts

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Austerity kills

Biden Is Building the VR Gig Economy of the Rioters

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Biden Boom

Biden Looks to Revolutionize Chicken Nuggets

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lol good luck getting that past Manchin tho

Man Eats Bag of Feces Outside

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good for him. what with omicron it would be risky to eat it inside

I Didn't Know!: Woman Meets Biological Father After Taking Repeated Shots at the Museum of Failure

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maybe the real failure was the relatives we met along the way!

Today's Your Last COVID Test

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ominous

Miners Try to Get F*cked

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love a good working-class romance

Finally! Spotify Will Now Have a Girlfriend

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Saved you a click: The girlfriend is in Canada

I Went to Bed Last Night

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god I wish that were me

I Know Your Foot Size in Centimeters

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Oh yeah well I know yours in feet! One foot.

What's Better, a Prize or a Sheep?

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The Monty Hall problem, classic

Best Friend Is Released

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old friend just dropped!

Nondescript House for Sale for 45% Off

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Wish this were real, I would so buy it

5 Weirdly Awesome Ways People Died

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#5 will KILL you!

Booming Economy Proves Biden Right to Kick Some Ass

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i'm here to kick ass and stimulate the economy... and i'm all out of economy - joe biden