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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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36 Things You Didn't Ask For
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Fuck You to Sleep
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Is There Even a Government
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Exposing the Big Fucking Bird
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Jesus Must Be Made Into a Computer
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Shocking New Evidence Proves Satan Is Real and We're Not Responsible
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World's Most Depressing Anime Movie Is Disarmingly Adorable
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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