Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

69	69 Vote	B.J. Novak Shows Kids How to Kill Each Other
2	2 Vote	Genetic Evidence That Punk Is Dead at 65
2	2 Vote	Dreaming of a Dumb Cunt
6	6 Vote	Here's the Beyoncé/Taylor Swift Mashup We All Made Our Barbies Have Sex With You
4	4 Vote	Obama Tries to Explain 1998 Strip Club Incident
59	59 Vote	The 42 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
75	75 Vote	The Future (Will We Still Have Pubic Hair?
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
76	76 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has a Super Sad Trombone
253	253 Vote	Things Are Going to Suck 1	1
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
35	35 Vote	Basements Get All the Bitches
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
29	29 Vote	Is Masturbation Destroying Your Fetus
96	96 Vote	U.S. To Be Legal Again
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
310	310 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
4	4 Vote	Why Pediatricians Are the Cutest
9	9 Vote	24 Couples Who Didn't Let Rain Ruin Their Careers
3	3 Vote	Kanye West and Marilyn Manson, Daft Punk Get Lucky on "Today" in Defense of Juggalos
4	4 Vote	This Hilarious Tampon Ad Perfectly Captures How Every USA World Cup and Olympics Replaced World Wars
5	5 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Destroy Your Childhood Scaredy
3	3 Vote	Watch Disgusting Animated Leftovers Sing the Praises of Nanobots in "Nanobots"
46	46 Vote	Woods Says His Name Was HITLER
8	8 Vote	A Bunch of Album Covers Recreated With Socks
8	8 Vote	Why Is Relatively Normal Child-Like Behavior Being Treated as an Equivalent to "Cock Block"
94	94 Vote	4 U.S. Presidents Whose Lives Were Ruined by Assholes
7	7 Vote	Really Joss Whedon? Really? Are You Crazy?

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