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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Is There Even a Government
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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There's So Much Ass
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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How to Make Black Friends
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom