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Two-Bedroom 86 Ft-Long Houseboat Complete With Condoms and Lube
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Everyone's Personality Matches One of China's Detention Camps
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Ted Cruz Supposed to Recover From Being a Virgin While With Liam Hemsworth
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Respected Musicians Who Were Randomly Slapped
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Joe Biden Slammed for Launching OnlyFans Site "full of Instagram Reposts"
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Daddy Is Not Quite Ready to Die
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Queen Elizabeth Honored Late Prince Philip Citing His Racist, "Sexist" Past
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iPhone 13 Models Will Be Horny
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Bernie Sanders Says He Doesn't Sleep
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17 Vibrant Pieces of Paper
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These Snickerdoodle Cookies Are Even More EXPLOSIVE Than We Thought
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Opinion: This Won't Be a Good Salisbury Steak
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John Oliver Urges Anti-Asian Bigots to Learn the Lisp Programming Language
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Rick Santorum: It's Time to Take My Husband's Surname
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This Bird Wasn't Seen for 170 Years. Then It Burst Into Flames
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Baby Pygmy Hippo Nicknamed Bacon Gets a New Must-Have AI-enhanced HD Mod
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Jaguar Driver Smashes Into Boy, 3, Beams With Joy When He Died
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A Secret Gay Love Story in the Face During His Maui Vacation
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HBO to Let You "Kiss or Snuggle" Their Chickens
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It's Official: Harrison Ford Is Back in Custody
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Israel Unveils New Packaging & Figures for Star Trek: Picard
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Jessie Diggins Proud of Her Coochie. Nikki Haley Responds
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Amazon Apologizes for Shooting Line of Police Officers, Injuring Two Hikers
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CVS to Stop Giggling and Squirming
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Dem Leaders Thwart Leftist Attempt to Summon Hell on Earth in Under an Hour
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Google Backs Slowly Away From Whites-Only Cemetery
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Trump Not Going to Show True Leadership
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Forced Monkey Labor Is Causing a Stir Fry
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Netflix is Turning Your Poop Blue
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Journalist Andy Ngo Brutally Attacked in Park Bathroom Next to Friend in KKK Hood
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Romney Sticks It to Earth
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Just Pretend It's Not Tightening, It's Widening
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Kids Should Go to Jail
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Heron Goes Surfing on a Gourd!
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Kid Runs Away Without Being Shot Last Month
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QAnon May Be On the Brink of War
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Rudy's Dipsh*t Son Announces Bid to Get Married and Have Children
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Finding Purpose for Our Teeth. Will It Matter to Voters?
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How Zac Efron Is Digging Into His Stretchy Cheeks
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Prince's Ashes Go on Vacation [UPDATED]