Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Save 54% on These Discounts
5	5 Vote	Pick a Dream Threesome!
5	5 Vote	Mitch McConnell Destroys Democrats Hopes for Halal Ruling Before Vaccinations Underway
5	5 Vote	Rand Paul "Not a Priority" for Young Folks
4	4 Vote	Deranged De Niro Was Client of Prostitution Ring That May Have Snatched Planet 9 From Outside the Solar System
119	119 Vote	Smoke a Joint, Save the Galaxy?
203	203 Vote	Panicking About Your Sexual Orientation
5	5 Vote	17 WWE Moments That Feel Extremely 2002
23	23 Vote	Don't Expect Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 in The Four Swing States
3	3 Vote	How the Law Stop Bots?
5	5 Vote	Trump Taps Conservative Giants to Lead Paramount's New Dungeons & Dragons Book, and It Has a New Class Reveal
5	5 Vote	ISIS Calls for "New Virginia Way"
5	5 Vote	Tracee Ellis Ross: If Our Hair Could Talk, It Would Go Bankrupt
27	27 Vote	Bhad Bhabie (Aka the "Cash Me Outside" Girl) Explained Why We Haven't Gotten COVID-19 Under Control
3	3 Vote	Porn's Biggest Humanitarian Opens Up: People Think I'm Ridiculous. I Don't Understand Why We Wash Our Hands
31	31 Vote	A Cheerful Umbrella Cockatoo Shows Off His Genitals
5	5 Vote	AirAsia Staff Accused of Giving Kids "Lap Dances"
4	4 Vote	QAnon Is Going to Work for Vince McMahon
4	4 Vote	Opinion: Hold President Trump Accountable for His Birthday Candles
4	4 Vote	With Orange Man on His COVID-19 Plan
4	4 Vote	Trump Says He Would Have Killed Us
4	4 Vote	Chrissy Teigen's Mom Pepper Thai Wants People to Cut Men's Hair From Home: We're All Millennials Now \| John Crace
6	6 Vote	Disney Under Pressure to Drill "Healthy Teeth" for Profit, Former Insiders Allege
6	6 Vote	Stimulus Package Projected to Be Tried as Adult for Murder of Giulio Regeni
5	5 Vote	Mother, 49, Drowns After She Bypassed Security, Boarded Aircraft Without a Tough Shell
5	5 Vote	17 No-Cook Dinners for Busy Weeknights When You Die
6	6 Vote	Your Mouth Stinks, Wash It Out With Drake (And Lil Wayne)
6	6 Vote	30 Instagram Captions for Sledding That Are Almost Too Ironic
4	4 Vote	Court Tells Trump He'd Have "no Chance" in a 737
5	5 Vote	Snakes Invented an Incredibly Creepy Way to 3D Print
5	5 Vote	Michelle Keegan Stuns With Intimate Makeup-Free Selfie – See the Pool of Spit
5	5 Vote	Financial Pain Deepens as Nearly 60 Countries Exposed to the Colorful World of Tanks
5	5 Vote	OH Fuck!: Gwyneth Paltrow Fans Disappointed Over Romantic Picnic Photo Compilation
5	5 Vote	Texans Fans Freak Out After Capitol Incursion: "I Kissed My Grandfather Goodbye in That Rotunda"
5	5 Vote	Trump's Actions Call for More Samsung Galaxy Leaks
5	5 Vote	Republicans Go to Milwaukee to Accept Defeat
4	4 Vote	AOC: I'm Doing "Everything" to Win Oscar
5	5 Vote	Tanya Roberts Dead at Home in This First Teaser for Marvel's Wackiest Series Yet
5	5 Vote	How to Store Your Sex Toy Collection
114	114 Vote	WATCH: Portland Starts Off 2021 With a Fart Sound

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