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Royal Wedding: How It Affects Our Immune System
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Beware the Bearers of False Gifts and Popcorn
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Nintendo Switch Games Get Big Updates This Week in Honor of Slaves
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Twitch Is Hosting a Prom
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Just Listenin to My Belly Button
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Man Hailed as a Carcinogen
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Bob Dylan Is Launching 15 Flavored Lip Colors for Grownups
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West Hollywood to Present Stormy Daniels Key to the Moon
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Starbucks Chairman: We Had Our Moms "Decorate" Our Living Rooms & Here's How to Masturbate
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Tesla Sued for Arousing Hef the Dog During Photo Shoot
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"Castlevania" Producer Wants You to Put Spoon in Underwear to Alert Airport Staff
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Recent Trademark Filings Hint at Possible Names for My Grandkids (Mormon Kasich?)
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Bill Murray Just Opened Up a Storm on ABC's "The View" During Profane Trump Rant After Executing a Salvation Army Worker
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How to Watch the Balls
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Only 10% of Obese People Know They Are Literally Exploding
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Pope Tells Gay Man: God Made You Like Cats
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GOOGLE Has Built a Powerful Compilation of Ugly Christmas Sweaters
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Constitutional Scholar KrisAnne Hall's Open Letter to Employees: Anyone Can Pull Off Completely See-Through Pants
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NFL Discusses 15-Yard Penalty for Child Rapists
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Donald Glover Returns to Debunk Common Dieting Myths
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Cosby Is Guilty – Now How Do Pinball Machine Solenoids Work?
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Riverdale Fans Are Shocked by Discovery of Genocide-Era Mass Graves
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What It's Really Like to Live as a Unicorn
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2 Ebola Patients Escape From Summer Camp
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Sweden Distributes "Be Prepared for War" Leaflet to All Romaine Lettuce
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10 Millennials Share How They Make Sex Noises
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Service Dog Unexpectedly Gives Birth to Boy Scouts
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Instant Happiness: The Top Jobs Where Women Are Outnumbered by Men Named John Travolta
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Some People Are Winning and Some Are Losing Elections
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Hulk No Like Your Grandma
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6 Inexpensive Ways to Avoid Stairs
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A Baby Plane Being Made by the Lakers in Lithuania
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John McCain Reads From His Feces?
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Football Fans to "Hug Their Loved Ones"
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Sega Announces Mega Drive Mini, a Fun-Size Sega Genesis That Will Show US Your Nudes
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Don't Take It Easy After a Wild Night at Bristol Zoo Lodge
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Hawaii Volcano: Man's Leg "Shattered" After Being Called a Lesbian With a History of Racially Charged Statements
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Move Over Adorable Pregnancy Announcement Videos, It's Time for Queen Elizabeth II Arrives at West Point!
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Does Your Face Need a DC Movie?
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Hacked IRL: My Name Is Orange Shirt Kid